Family Thais

I hope that's not the same weekend as ascotpalooza. I missed you so much. Did you miss me? Oh ay oh, oh ay oh come along with me and let's head out to see what this world has for you and for me now whichever way the wind blows - we say - hey-ho, let's go! Oh ay oh let's go! I've been waiting here for 45 minutes.

Family Thais (Electronic book text, 1)

Hey now, hey now. It takes time to look this good. Well, let's see how good you look sitting by yourself. Did you know that we met exactly three hours ago? Gasps But I didn't even get you a card. Giggles And here's your present. Glad you didn't get me pants. Sniffs These are cold. Hey, Zack, what happened to your date? Mm, I don't know. I thought Sarah and I were really hitting it off. Her name is Tanya. I can't take those head games anymore. I'm so sick of women. They expect so much out of you, like show up on time, remember their name.

What am I, superman? Hard to believe you haven't been in a long-term relationship. I can hang out with your guys. Oh, I got it. Hey, my ear's out of money. Moseby, check this one. Lounge music playing Applause Thank you. Welcome to the show. I am the amazing Armando.

Applause Crowd gasps Wow, short show. It's not over yet. Screams Isn't he adorable? He makes my heart skip a beat. He made mine stop altogether. And now please welcome the lovely and talented karina. Good thing I wasn't taking a shower. Audience laughs Who is that girl? I'm just guessing here, but I think that's his assistant, the lovely and talented karina. Well, I don't like her. He's got his hands all over her. Now for the good part. I learned this from a great magician who also made a mean shish kebab. Yay, he's poking her! This is my favorite trick.

This is so fun. That should do it. Oh, she loves magic.

Laughs Just Here you go, Bailey. I got us a double mango-fandango with a fiber boost to promote intestinal health. Cody, you're so romantic. Zack, Bailey and I were about to go dancing, so-- well, there's three of us, so it's gonna have to be a line dance. Stomach gurgling Would you please excuse me?

Because as Beethoven said, I gotta make a movement. Groans Okay, I can't stand this anymore. We have to find someone to take Zack off our hands. Yeah, but who do we know that has so little in their life that they would be happy to hang out with him all day?

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See what I did there? I combined Cody with Bailey and got cailey. Except nobody cares about you two. Why don't you join us? Because last time you guys saw me coming you went over the railing and hung there till I left. Working the upper body. Well, keep it up, 'cause so far I'm not seeing a lot of results. Whew, that was horrifying.

Look who joined us. Little red riding wood. The wood, the bad and the ugly. So, farts-- who doesn't love 'em? I'm working on one that sounds like an owl hooting. See, I was up late last night thinking, "there are no owls at sea. And now for our finale, Armando's amazing sketch pad of mystery. You can't get rid of this girl.

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I mean, she survived swords, being sawed in half, and a pretty obvious nose job. Now, karina, what have we here? We have a bowling ball. But wait, there's more. Grunts Audience gasps Applause - That's good.

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And another hand for my assistant the beautiful and striking karina. London, she's just his assistant. Daddy had assistants too. He married numbers three, five and seven. And then remarried three and five. Have you met karina?

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London, it's so nice to meet you. My favorite part is when you disappeared. But then you came back. Will you excuse me? Dialing Armando, you simply must tell me how you Daddy, I need you to get rid of a girl. Send her to one of our oil rigs in the north Atlantic or better yet, our guano mines in Peru. The point is I never want to see her again and I want her to suffer. Laughs Oh, sorry, ma'am. Dialing Daddy, I need you to get rid of a girl. Wasn't that rock climbing wall awesome? Yeah, once I found a place to keep my corn chips.

You know, I love girls, but I forgot how much fun it was just to hang out with my buddy. You know, girls are just so high maintenance. I mean, would you mind if I showed up late? I'd still think you're great. And if I didn't compliment on how you dress? I couldn't care less. I know I'm a mess. Plus you never nag, you pay your own way and I never have to guess what you're thinking. Laughs Hey, woodpile, there's an air band contest tomorrow night.

Be in my cabin by 7: Do you really think we need practice? Oh my gosh, thank you so much. Squeals - Good news?

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I just got a call from your dad. He saw a picture of you and is making you the new tipton spokes model? Actually the new Mrs. Wow, he switched that up on me. Either way, you're leaving, right? Yes, your dad wants me to meet him immediately. I mean, I'll tell him. I'll take care of everything. Now you've got a helicopter to catch. And now please welcome the lovely karina. Don't you mean the even lovelier londina?

Drum roll Applause What are you doing here? I wanted to be close to you. Sure, but where's karina? Oh, I don't know. That's why I'm here to help. Now let's do some magic together. I can't bear to look. I think we should start with something a little less sharp. Less sharp than London? Good luck with that. And now Armando's amazing sketchpad of mystery.

Oh, do you want the bowling ball that goes with it? That's the floor show. And now for the magical doves of shangri-la. Oh yeah, that reminds me. This story is not intended as an indictment of the Thai justice system. The law that anyone caught in the same room as more than 3. Mother of two and 5 months pregnant with her third, Nok had been framed as a drug dealer by corrupt cops looking for a , baht bribe.

Now she faced the prospect of a Caesarean birth in a flooded prison if her English boyfriend could not successfully appeal her sentence on compassionate grounds. But the new Thai government had asserted itself as heavily anti-drug and the wheels of the Thai judicial system turned very slowly. Then Mamik cast her spell over him and his entire existence was turned inside out. To be published in four parts… A middle aged Englishman, married to a Thai he hardly ever sees, embarks on an explosively physical affaire with a young Thai mother of two.

To be published in four parts… Mother of two and 5 months pregnant with her third, Nok had been framed as a drug dealer by corrupt cops looking for a , baht bribe. Could he get her out, or not? Website Powered by iPages. Web Design by Sunset Design. Our website uses cookies so that you can place orders and we can provide a better service.