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When they first heard America sneeze! Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving? Because everything is marked down after the holidays! Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner? No, you should just have the turkey! Become a Member to access 32, printables! Skip to main content. Thanksgiving Jokes Here is a collection of Thanksgiving Jokes with which the kids can torture the adults for the day!
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Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of foul play! Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
What sound does a space turkey make? How do you keep a turkey in suspense? Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? A turkey holding its breath! How do you send a turkey through the mail?
He was already stuffed! Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
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To try to hatchet! Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream! If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be most famous for? What type of music did the Pilgrims like? What happened to the turkey who got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him! Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up.
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