The Kootie Kids and the Attack of the Poot Troop

No one thought that the US and Vietnam would become military buddies. Here's a Punk Rock Group: I wanted to be a Punker but mom wouldn't let me dye my fur. I think I'm about to get my second wind with the punk rock bands. This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. For the next By Jalapenoman at Eleven teams in The Big Ten Conference. Kept me awake all night. I called Booby Knight the ol basketball coach. They are college educated and they can't count. Kentucky's not in the southeast US, they should join the Big Twelve.

Colonel Juan just took over 1. Three different number ones in three days! American football should be here soon. College games in September. I thought for sure we'd be replaced this morning. Two weeks and all. Why don't the other big teams give Boise State any respect? If I were Pattinson, I'd say "I want to suck your blood. Do you remember a song called "Bungle in the Jungle? I go first, so I always get to be the "straight" man.

Have you ever played "drop the soap" in a Turkish prison? You know, if Lowton gives us until Monday, we hit captions. I'm surprised at Miley's comment to Paris about Miss Monroe. I like the Native American saying, "You cannot eat money. Then Obama said, The Spoof had better lay off or he'll have us closed down. I make my money by shaking that thing! Actually, I've gotten off a couple of times.

Sometimes there's no one on here. Meerkats who need Meerkats, are the luckiest When I was a kid, we worshipped the Family Jewels and honored them. Ladies and Gentlemen, I am the world's first singing Meerkat. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is officially T. I'd even piss in a box if someone would feed me.

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What if we're really Weercats and they got a letter upsidedown. Lock your doors, the weerkat preys on the night of a full moon. The weerkat is the meanest, roughest creature and is beyond terrifying. I think I've just about run out of things to say about weerkats. No, if you want your Barbie to have friends, you got to go out and buy some. I think Bureau ran out of steam with just eleven captions to go.

How long do you think Bureau's blowjob will take till he finishes? It's not like Bureau to give up with less than a dozen to go. A sing along for our th caption? It didn't caption the spirit. Are you paying attention to us? I'm ready for retirement and to go to bed. How about a different picture before you go to bed tonight. I think Mark went to bed and didn't listen to our cry for help. By Moose at They're supposed to have this device now to keep you from driving while drunk. Couldn't afford the good stuff, eh? That's for the ballplayers with the bucks. Oh, there's more than those with the Bucks.

Detroit is eat up with 'em. The powder just floats around on top. It's snort and drink!

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By Lady Godiva at If Mark changes the cap. She knows there'll be more fun and she'll be in at the start. Do you think Mark's gone on his holidays and forgotten about us? The ground zero mosque is being built on a victory site? The wife says that I go to the refrigerator so much at night Hey Meerkat, look's like you're leaving? Is it the double standards? We just got our pics taken about 5 minutes ago. I think the worst thing is that they don'r slip you a few bucks anymore.

That was a great time traveler's convention we had next week. Next meeting of the Time Travelers. My grandfather won a lifetime supply of moon pies but only six pie arrived. No, I will not have fries with that and if you ask me again, I'll piss the floor. God knows, I tried to keep him satisfied, but he always wanted more, more, more!

By Frankie The J at However I was thinking about all the TV ads coming up. We already know who will win. The ones that forget all about you as soon as elec. Didn't realize you were that old. Darkness followed by light! We may leave tomorrow. Mark had us sign papers. A year after the day I was fixed, the wife said she was preggers.

I don't know if Obamas for the mosque or against it. Like others we both know, some people don't know what they're doing. I didn't think that Dancing with the Meerkats would be such hard work. My next gig is at Weetabix. I was 2 hours late because a bus knock me down some steps. Exactly what HE said. So I patted him on the head.. Been talking to Hitler, Mussilini. Did you knaow that Hirohito was behind them? Weetabix canceled my ad contract because I had to be here again today.

Why do dogs always piss on fire hydrants?

A guy on TV said he tried to get a job at the fire hydrant factory. I forgot what we were talking about. The wife always gets off when she calls in with "female problems". Actually her 'female problem' is the lady she worked for. Like they say, name on bldg: Rich, name on door: Struggling, name on shirt: Let's do a duo. How high will our numbers go before Lowton actually changes us? The model agency I work for says I'm not that much in demand.

Mark's going to need a write-up on this. I have only one blank paper. I am so fed up - I am going to speak to my Union Rep. But I do think he would have liked one of the 'candy willies' you bought. I just signed up for Skype.

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Do you thinbk Mark has a number in mind-for the caption competition I mean,. So I said, Mark, we'll do it if we're out there for a month! Because everything's been said already. Got us another gig by this weekend, with a punk Bluegrass Show! We'll all be at the Bear Wallow, Kentucky Hilton, main ballroom! Hey, got us a gig the next weekend but diffent Bluegrass Punk groups! By Maditude at That is one great show. So if Mark takes us off, we have two big gigs! We've been listening to the new Bluegrass Punk Groups for our next gig!

Should we pretend to be Hitler and Mussolini for a bit? We're gonna miss that first Bluegrass gig if we're on here all weekend. Turdblossom traveled more than miles for the Special Olympics to feed them. There must be a lot of it about in Hog Jaw. I think we're here for a few more days so 'gird your loins'. I've girded them, I heard Mark's away for a couple of days. So let's soldier on. You work for yourself, the minute you open your eyes, you're at work. We've been listening to The Bluegrass Punk festical from last year. Been back listening to the music by those Bluegrass Punk Groups.

Please leave as we need some sleep. How about shitcreek that we're in now and can't get out of? Do you think that Archie Bunker and Edith had sex the same way all the time? You keep your hat on, LikeJoe Cocker says, and after awhile you don't feel it. But when you take your hat off, it feels like it's there.

Yep we're still here. Turdblossom must be on strike until the next caption pic. This portion of the Captions contest brought to you by: I wonder why Muhammed doesn't want anyone to see his picture? What do you think will happen when Lowton finally changes our pic? If we're not changed by tomorrow, my whole balloon will be full of shit. I couldn't breath if I filled up my balloon. I'm thinking we're stuck here until the end of the month. Let's see if we can contact a virus that will get us off here. As soon as no one's looking, I'll run out and get a newspaper.

No, you were running until you told that old lady to 'take your old purse! Then you must be working on your second pot gut. Christ, my feet are killing me when are they gonna change this caption? You'd think that with all the cat stories out, people would check us out. I can hear him now. My wise father told me to marry a girl with the same belief as the family. Laughs all during sex. And it doesn't matter what kind of book she's reading.

I'm gonna hit you the next time there's no one looking. You're fooling yourself if you think we're not in some bastards gun sights. By OIF2Sniper at By James Blaze at Is that one of the three tenors or just that fat Italian singer from the telly? By Steddyeddy at By Aspartame Boy at By Tommy Twinkle at By Les Being at By Rocko the Zen Wallaby at I can't believe they have TV shows about us.

And guess what, we're popular! By Samuel Vargo at By sandra at Hide everything not bolted down! By Trinculoman at By Phil Carlnova at By Brett Taylor at By Dick Sheerer at I got started reading about Scamatology and can't stop! I've been up all night! I'm so scared about Trump and North Korea coming down to two whack jobs. If wedon't stop drinking every day to forget about Trump it'll only get worse! They must run for their lives through the wreckage--and face a terrifying new weapon that threatens the future of the world.

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