Busted (A Hot Gay Sex Story)

Apparently we were at a bad angle, when I went off I caused her to gag and she ended up vomiting all over my crotch and drivers seat. As soon as I realize what has happened I pulled off the road into a high school parking lot so I can at least attempt to clean up some of the mess.

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This was back in highschool. To make a long story short, my friend and I both guys and straight were both experimenting with our female friend. We were all virgins so just uhh…. It began with making out and eventually she was giving us both handjobs for all of our first times ever. My friend shoots first and gets it all over her.

She runs into the bathroom to go clean it up and is ostensibly going to come back in and finish me off. So to set the scene we are both sitting on her bed with our pants off, me with a raging boner, him with a deflating one with spooge dripping out. Her dad is scary. He is a big black dude who used to play college ball. Her mom is a white former hippie current bleeding heart lawyer.

And that either saved us or doomed us. Thinking on the fly we just went with it and told a big story about how we were gay but our parents were super intolerant but Laura their daughter was very cool and let us use her room to be together while she hung out in a separate part of the house. They bought it all but the fucking worst thing is that they bought it too hard and practically adopted us as their 2 gay sons.

We were family friends for years before this but from this point on they would always make sure to email us stuff about gay rights and whenever we were over they would mention or ask about new stuff happening in the gay world. This was years ago and to this day they still think we are totally gay. I am still afraid that the Dad will find out and absolutely fucking murder the turders out of me if I say or do the wrong thing or we just get unlucky and have another walk-in. Me and my girlfriend at the time are hanging out in her room watching TV.

We just changed positions and started anew when I hear a knock on the door and the doorknob starts turning. I was caught, and her Dad was going to kill me and bury me in the back yard.

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It was a done deal in my mind. What happened next I will recite verbatim, for it is forever seared in my memory. Her mother pokes her head in the door. During my sophomore summer home from college one of my good friends from childhood was visiting and my Dad decided it was ok if I had friends over to drink a bit in the backyard.

Well, from that mild mannered gathering I managed to pull a girl and brought her back to my room around 1 am.

I flip open the blinds to see my fucking DAD staring back at me in my boxers and a random girl with the sheets pulled over her tits. Turns out he went out to the backyard to clean up after we were all done partying and accidentally locked himself out of the house. Late one night my parents had gone to bed and my girlfriend and I are fooling around on the couch in the living room. She was wearing a skirt and simply removed her panties.

I was wearing loose jeans so I just undid the button and unzipped. I was sitting on the couch and she was riding me reverse cowgirl when we heard someone coming down the stairs. There was no time to do anything except for her to throw a blanket over us. She proceeds to join us on the couch to watch a little TV. That's what tipped the scales for us. And we were very careful. And he knows that. He's fighting for his life. And he's a tough politician.

And I'm not really surprised that he's going to try and hold on here. Now you did do a meticulous investigation. Five months, you interviewed some people. What to you was the most damning evidence against Craig's long time denials of this kind of behavior? Well, I think that the guilty plea is the most damning evidence without question.

But on our end, we were able to confirm and were able to look in the eye and verify the bona fides of another accuser, who we, unfortunately, have to keep anonymous. But he said that he had sex with the senator in another toilet in Washington at Union Station. And that being a similar allegation as to the — similar to the one he plead guilty over, that's again what prompted us to publish the story today.

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I mean, I can go on in more detail about other things we found, but that's the big thing. And of course, people can find your report online at The Idaho Statesman website. You're on the Hill. What was the reaction to this defiant non-apology apology by Senator Craig? Well, what you're seeing now is Republicans in the Congress searching for some distance immediately from this. You saw a statement today from the Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell saying that they are taking this — you know, this is a serious matter and it'll be investigated.

He has pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor. And the ink is now dry for Senator Craig. It really doesn't matter if he wants to declare war against The Idaho Statesman or not. And he said he was guilty of committing wrongdoing for the misdemeanor charge. It's now a kind of permanent stain against him. And so, his colleagues in the Congress and his constituents at home are going to find it hard to believe that he overreacted in June as he said in his statement in a panic since he actually came back in August to plead guilty.

And I guess they're also going to be wondering why he kept it a secret all summer from his family and his friends as well, which he admitted today.

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Dan, back to you. You published this article. It appeared this morning. What has been the public reaction? Have you gauged how constituents are receiving his justifications for what he did? Well, let me be honest with you. Here in little Boise, Idaho, the attention that this story has gotten has surprised me to the point that I haven't really been off of the phone with folks like yourself and your producers all across the country to talk to many ordinary Idahoans.

At this event, however, there were at the senator's statement, there were a lot of Republican folks. The chairman of the party was here. They didn't know what he was going to say. I think they are shocked. They have heard his denials going back most publicly to and the page scandal when he preemptively said hey, I didn't engage in sexual conduct with any pages.

Explain that a little bit more.

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Tease that out a little bit more for our audience for background. In '82, he was a freshman senator. And Leroy Williams made these allegations. The next day, Senator Craig — and he was alone among the colleagues in the Congress issued a preemptive statement saying I didn't engage in this conduct with any page.

That has prompted a lot of talk about it in the subsequent years. I should say Leroy Williams was determined to be by the Ethics Committee , by which was led by Joe Califano , a Democrat, to have made it all up. But that's where the — that's how far back Craig's denials in a public way go.