Funny But True Exotic Proverbs

There was about her a kind of warm luxuriance, something immediately suggestive to the men of pleasurable fulfillment- something for which she was not responsible but of which she was acutely conscious. It was as if the moon had plummeted into the water and smashed open. Engulfed in darkness, with only a scatter of stars above, the place felt like a bright secret — something ancient and precious. Your heart is my exotic destination every day. Fragments of the Ancient Fire.

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Philosophy of Fragmentism Series. He dances like the will-o'-the-wisp where other people stick in the mud. Though his really kindred spirits are the most exotic people he can find, he also greatly enjoys a talk with some extremely commonplace person, when he pretends that he thinks they mean something which they never thought of in their lives. He can be by turns poetic, malicious, and nonsensical. His talk is very pictorial and he handles words as if they were pait on a brush.

When Stephen is alone with one friend he is often drawn to speak of very grave and profound subjects, and then he becomes unhappy, for he is never sure about what he loves and believes in, and would like to love and believe in so much. I don't know what made me think of them. I had hidden them beneath several packages of dried pasta. Sam liked pistachio nuts. I bought them for a cake recipe I had seen in Gourmet. I stood up like a sleepwalker, my hands empty of sheets or shoes. I would take care of all this once the cake was in the oven. The recipe was from several months ago.

I didn't remember which issue. I would find it.

I would bake a cake. My father liked exotic things. On the rare occasions we went out to dinner together over the years, he always wanted us to go to some little Ethiopian restaurant down a back alley or he would say he had to have Mongolian food. He would like this cake. I will be publishing more funny holiday sayings and picture sayings in the near future. Thanks for the comment Lexilove. I didn't find your comment very funny but it did make me smile a bit so I guess that's what counts.

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I'm sure you'll like them as well. Yes that is one of my favorites as well. Thanks a million for reading. And thank everyone else who read this hub. Im glad you enjoyed. Thanks for reading and i am very glad to hear that you enjoyed my hubs. I dont think I have received your messages. Just in case, here is my email address. I am looking forward to your messages. Thanks again for your interest in my work. This page is great i have been trying to email you about this and some other pages you have written. For all those who enjoyed these quotes, well, that was the point of making this hub and I'm very glad you enjoyed them.

For those of you who didn't enjoy them, all I can say is sorry, time to move on. Shelia, if your going to admit your age, I suggest writing in a more age appropriate fashion. Your not 15 and competing with High School students. Presumebly, you're a grown woman, and this style of writing is not cute, not on you at least. Take it off and return it promptly When life gives you lemons make orange juice, then leave the world wondering how you did it. Other product and company names shown may be trademarks of their respective owners. HubPages and Hubbers authors may earn revenue on this page based on affiliate relationships and advertisements with partners including Amazon, Google, and others.

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Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. I poured spot remover on my dog. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now. Well-behaved women rarely make history. I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. He who laughs last, didn't get it.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police. I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants. Half of the people in the world are below average. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility! Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.

After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. Constipated people don't give a crap. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig. I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. Which way did you come in? If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word. In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people. I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? I get enough exercise pushing my luck. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

You will be assimilated. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. To all you virgins, thanks for nothing. Beauty is a light switch away. There are three kinds of people in this world: God created the world, everything else is made in China. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect. Those who throw dirt only lose ground. You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.

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