Eugene The Selfish Shellfish

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Eugene the Selfish Shellfish

Pick Of The Day. Little Book Of Sufi Stories: Buy this book in a Combo. John Jon the Jealous He combed Lalotai in hopes of finding something truly special for Tamatoa, not because Eugene liked the giant decapod, but because he didn't want to die. That seemed like proper motivation.

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It was a slight glimmer from under the sand. Krabs was very adept at spotting things that were shiny, maybe him an expert treasure hunter. He knew chances were that it wouldn't be anything more than a coin, nothing that would spare him from Tamatoa's wrath, but as he brushed the sand away with his claw, he was pleasantly surprised by the result.

It was a beautiful, ornate, golden hand mirror. Krabs blew the dust off of the mirror and looked at his reflection in it. Krabs, almost making him drop the mirror. Now that ain't fair," Mr. Krabs pointed out, watching as the giant crab's eyestalks moved towards his direction. I don't do charity, man. Krabs retorted, earning a deep scowl from the other decapod. Krabs to catch up. Well, he was right about one thing, Krabs was far slower than he was. He was a very impatient thing and didn't like waiting around for anything or anyone. Krabs was sincerely lucky that he had as much time as he did.

Tamatoa supposed that wasn't fair but he didn't care, he was greedy, selfish, and egotistical, he didn't consider anyone's feelings, really. Nothing but worthless shells. Did he really think he would do anything for so cheap?

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Tamatoa ignored this purposely, gathering the sack that the monkey had left and piling coins into it before swinging his large body towards Mr. Krabs and dropping the bag at his feet. They ain't scared of ya, they gave ya money cause ya gave them a good time Krabs hit a nerve?

It's not like Tamatoa wanted to be a prostitute, he needed a way to survive this harsh world. And the rewards were greater than the act What better use of this glorious body than to sell it? You are nowhere close to being as beautiful or as rich or as shiny as I am. I can't stand you, I can't even imagine having to see you every day. Besides, I don't work for minimum wage. Tamatoa gave a deep sigh, holding up the mirror to once again gaze at his reflection. Maybe he was worthy enough to give up this way of life. He was better than this.

He didn't have to be a man hoe or a male gigolo, no, maybe Tamatoa could get a job somewhere, a jewelry store would be most ideal because there was really nothing he wanted more in life than golden, shimmering, shiny objects that he could collect. It took a few minutes for the large crab to finally speak. Krabs wasn't even sure he was awake. They never even tip well It's time for me to show these monsters that they can't take advantage of me anymore The large decapod had put his life as a prostitute behind him.

He embraced his new identity with a renewed sense of self-confidence that he was too good for anyone. He was so beautiful and glorious that how could he even reduce himself to selling his glamorous bodies for a couple golden coins? It's not like they were ever grateful, what Tamatoa needed was to really be appreciated for who he was, with or without the gold. Tamatoa had gone from agitated and meek from being taken advantage of to being affluent and gregarious.

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While he still harbored grudges towards these monsters, he had decided to give them a real reason to fear him. Tamatoa would spend hours outside of his cave, what Mr. Krabs was assuming was terrorizing the local population. The gigantic crustacean didn't seem to hesitate from his homicidal tendencies, looting the bodies and their homes, destroying them without a second thought.

He found all the hidden collections and added it to his own, his lair getting filled more and more with glittering golden treasures. The mirror was still his favorite possession, and every day he would look at his own reflection and muse at how handsome he was. His ego was constantly fueled, the more gold he acquired, the prettier he felt, but there was one item he needed. Now was Krabs' chance.

While Tamatoa was out, he could take advantage of his absence to gather as much treasure as he could carry. Out in the wilderness, Krabs had managed to find a makeshift row boat, and he had taken bags and bags of shining gold trinkets and piled them inside. He then moved the boat away from immediate sight, to the side of Tamatoa's cave and behind a large boulder. He could escape now, but Mr. Krabs' greed got the better of him. When and only when was the boat completely and utterly filled would he make his escape.

Meanwhile, while Tamatoa scoured the sandy floors of Lalotai he discovered what he was looking for, something truly special. It was half buried, only the handle was poking up visible enough for Tamatoa to investigate. He gripped it with his large claw, shaking the sand off of it to admire the soft glow that emanated from the carefully sculpted, ivory, fish hook.

How could you be so careless? His mood was instantly lifted, his spirits soared as he scuttled towards his cave, humming a song to himself, but the moment he entered his lair, the fragile good mood was shattered like glass. It was noticeable to Tamatoa because the giant decapod took careful inventory of his belongings, and in this moment, Tamatoa knew.

Krabs wasn't trying to help Tamatoa get out of his whoring ways because of the good of his heart, Mr. Krabs wanted to trick him into leaving so he could take all of Tama's gold for himself. With a growl and a roar, Tamatoa used his gigantic claws to brush away the gold, scattering them in all directions like a painful rain fall, looking for any signs of Mr.

He was still here, he could smell him. He smelled of old crab cakes, pickles, and the stale musk of coins and dollars, and sweat. It was rather unappetizing. Well that's just not so! With his large pincher, Tamatoa hit the wall, hard enough that the ceiling lowered and blocked out all the light that was within.

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It darkened, extremely, and even the sparkling of the gold and jewels didn't help Mr. Krabs see a thing in front of him. His eyes were slowly adjusting, but he was startled by something radiating ahead of him, blue and purple. The colors seemed to be moving, vibrating, neon and extremely bright.

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With shock and horror, Mr. Krabs discovered that it was Tamatoa, glowing in the deep blackness of his cave. I bet you can't, what, is it too dark for you? Tamatoa was fast, and it didn't take much for him to scoop up Krabs with a sweep of his segmented arm. Krabs was trapped between the rigid pinschers, no doubt facing his demise. I've had enough of your words. You're just a con man, robbing me of my treasure.

Was that sack of gold coins not enough for you? And it took a week because she was absolutely humongous! I doubt you'll take that long though With his other claw, Tamatoa took hold of one of Mr. Krabs' own pinchers, it didn't take much effort to yank the claw, and arm, right out of its socket, before he tossed it into his maw. The wound bled blue, as all crabs do, but it was hard to see due to the darkness of the surrounds. Krabs could see was the pulsating lights and Tamatoa's mismatched pupils, the pain where his arm was throbbed almost at the same beat as the lights that lined Tamatoa's body.

To Tamatoa's dismay, however, Mr. Krabs didn't scream, but that would be fixed momentarily.