Naughty At Christmas: Home For Christmas

Hang up your pretty stockings And turn off the light Santa Claus is comin' down your chimney tonight. In , Lady Gaga released this raunchy bit, with suggestive lyrics set to the tune of "Deck the Halls. Light me up put me on top, let's falalalalalalala Ho ho ho, under the mistletoe Yes, everybody knows We will take off our clothes Yes, if you want us to we will He's talking to his favorite girl, telling her how he wants to make her dreams come true for Christmas.

KEM offers to give her his heart wrapped up in a bow and suggests that they spend time together playing in the snow, snuggling by the Christmas tree, and cuddling by the fire. Romantic Joe Tex wanted to make sure that when he found the woman of his dreams, he kept her content, Thus, he promised himself that he'd make everyday like Christmas for her. What he lacked in money, he'd make up with love and affection. Whatever Ella Fitzgerald was thinking when she recorded this song, she sure had second thoughts later.

For years, the Queen of Jazz and her attorneys blocked the re-issue of the song until her death in 1. In the innuendo-filled song, the singer teases that last year Santa Claus was so " roly-poly, fat and round " that he got stuck in her chimney. He was " not quite up and not quite down, " and she gleefully looks forward to his return.

He proclaims to a lover that he's got lots of holiday cheer to share with her and wants to be her Santa for years or more, asking her not to let anyone else be her Santa Claus. I'll slide down your chimney and bring you lots of joy What I got for you, Mama, it ain't just a toy. Ariana Grande asks Santa to spare her the broken heart if the guy won't stick around until next Christmas. Although she dreams of someone to hold, she's avoiding the mistletoe until she knows that it's true love.

No one has a voice quite like Aaron Neville, and it's on full display in this sexy, soulful song from It's about a lover who has ventured off, leaving him alone with no friends or family. He yearns for her to return home for Christmas so he can be happy once again. In this romantic song, Toni Braxton is ever-thankful for snowflakes of love smiling down upon her and and the winter bliss she feels as she and her man kiss.

There is no mistaking what Clarence Carter is bragging about in this song. He's a ladies man who slips in the back door to treat the housewives right while their husbands are at work. That's the traditional meaning of a "back door" man. He even keeps a few pennies in his pockets for the children so they'll stay occupied while he and the Mrs. And unlike Santa, Clarence doesn't come around just once a year:. They call me the Back Door Santa I make my runs about the break of day I make all the little girls happy While the boys are out to play. In this country classic, Barbara Mandrell recounts what first must have made her and her sweetheart fall in love.

She reminisces about the romantic holiday setting that was perfect for romance:. Mistletoe is a parasitic plant with no root structure of its own. Its existence depends upon the oak or apple trees that it typically lives in. The plant is a symbol for peace, healing, and joy.

Historically, it was held sacred by the ancient Norse, Celtic Druids. Celtic peoples believed the plant brought good luck and contained magic healing powers, and when Druid enemies met under a tree with mistletoe, they called a truce for a day. An old Norse myth is at the crux of why people kiss under the mistletoe. Mistletoe was the sacred plant of the goddess of love, who was also the mythical mother of the summer sun god.

The summer sun was killed by the god of evil, and he stayed that way for three days. He was restored to life, however, by the magic healing of the mistletoe.

While grieving for her dead son, the goddess of love's tears were transformed into the mistletoe's pearly white berries. Then, when her son was finally restored to life, she was so overwhelmed with joy that she kissed everyone who crossed the path under the mistletoe. Thus, the mistletoe symbolizes the tree of life and love conquering evil.

She sings that " I've got your sugar if you'll show me your spice " and " There's no penalty for peeking early under my tree. A tired Mama is still in the kitchen cooking, while the husband is playing Santa by assembling a bike for one of the children. Feeling amorous, he finds it hard to concentrate and tells her to " come make your papa happy please " because " Santa Claus wants some lovin'. Poor Britney Spears It's Christmastime and she laments that everyone is in love except for her. She wants her lover back, but this time Santa needs to bring him wrapped up in a big red bow.

Could it be she did the poor fella wrong, just like she cheated on Justin Timberlake? This is a catchy Christmas song if I've ever heard one. This uptempo Mariah Carey tune will have you clapping and singing along as Mariah asks Santa to mend her broken relationship. She asks Santa to " scoop him right down my chimney. This is not that old holiday classic sung by Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra or some old dusty coot. It's an entirely different tune, sung by Boys II Men To set the scene, it's snowing outside, the fire is ablaze, and so are two lovers' passions. Ohhhh, come over here and help me trim the tree I wanna wrap you up Baby, then you'll see you're the only present I need There's so much more Waiting for you in store.

If you think country music is tamer, you haven't listened to Louise Mandrell sing these suggestive holiday lyrics. In this throwback, lusty Louise comes right out and proclaims to her man that he doesn't need to waste his time making out a Christmas list because she knows what he wants. She promises him the night of his life, one he won't soon forget.

Then she adds that what she's got cannot be wrapped. Did it really need that clarification? The double entendre is so naughty it could leave you blushing or laughing. I guess it depends on you. I'll play Santa's little helper Deliver it by midnight I bet you'll get all excited When you see your surprise I've got what you want for Christmas Santa Claus is coming tonight! Whether you like the Wham! In this tale of unrequited love, a heartbroken lover sees their old flame and reminisces about what went wrong. They vow that next Christmas they'll give their heart to someone special, more deserving of their trust.

The song is one of the most downloaded songs on Christmas Day. This seductive song by Girls Aloud doesn't leave a whole lot to the imagination. The narrator is being pestered by Santa but only has eyes and lips and hands for her sweetheart. She teases her lover that "Ooh, ooh, I'll let you peep inside my stocking if you show me yours, baby. I'm sure you're hiding something hot You wanna give to me And not another pair of socks from Underneath the tree.

What's the song about smoking mistletoe? Sign in or sign up and post using a HubPages Network account. Comments are not for promoting your articles or other sites. Nell - Thank you for stopping by! I love some of these spicy Christmas songs. It's a nice way to balance all the other things going on with the holidays. Glad you enjoy them as well. I do love some Christmas songs, but it does really all depend on what mood I am in! Shannon - You know the world is upside down when the old man who used to be "America's Dad," "Cliff Huxtable" - Bill Cosby actually did slip bad things in women's drinks.

I wish I could say that people were being silly, but it happened to the daughter of someone I know. The song is a good one, however. Gwen and Blake's duet is on the list at Since you mentioned this hub, I had to come visit again. It's funny because I just posted a news story on FB about how some radio stations are pulling "Baby It's Cold Outside" from the rotation. I've always thought it sounded playful, sexy, and like a very consensual attraction. But apparently, people applying the lyrics to current times are interpreting it as too much pressure for sex and as a song about date rape, you know, because of the line about what's in the drink.

However, when I asked if I am the only one who doesn't see the song as a negative influence a friend shared a link to an explanation for that line of the song in particular, which was slang during the time period. The woman in the song was looking for an excuse to stay without having to worry about her reputation so she knows that the drink is not spiked Other legitimate excuses included the fact that it's cold outside. Oh, and your cover photo is kind of creepy to me. Reminds me of a Halloween photo with the flashlight scary face.

I know, I'm a strange one. I think it fits. It's cute and sexy. John M - Thanks for the suggestions. I've added the T Rex song to the following playlist: That's a nice naughty playlist. My fave from the lot is Wham's Last Christmas and the video is awesome, too. Jamnoggin - Jennifer Nettles is one of my personal favorites. She even makes Jesus songs sexy. Thanks for your lovely comment. Have a wonderful holiday season!

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I'm putting together my own Seductive Xmas playlist to spice things up a bit and these suggestion are almost all making the cut. I stumbled upon this snazzy gem from Jennifer Nettles and Andra Day and thought I should share back in the spirit of giving. LOL bless you Flourish. Nell - Santa can be a little naughty, I think. At least when the elves and Mrs. Have a happy holiday season! I can't think of any more, you got my brain going now! Have a wonderful Christmas! O so many excellent ones I do think Mariah Carey's is spot on Angels headed to you this evening ps.

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Tamara - Have a wonderful week! Hope you get everything you're wishing for this Christmas! Peg - That's one of my favorites, too! Thank you for stopping by! Can't wait for Christmas! What a great collection for a romantically hot holiday. Puts a new meaning to the phrase getting in the mood for Christmas. I like the Eartha Kit line, I need a deed to a platinum mine. The song, "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus" was my first clue that Santa might be someone in the family.

Tamara - It all depends on who is playing Santa! Have a wonderful weekend! Gotta love those red, plush pants wink Deborah Demander - Yay!

Ten Naughty Christmas Movie Villains

Glad I could help you out! Hope you have a very happy anniversary and these provide you with some inspiration. I'm looking for some songs to spice up our December anniversary, and you've hit the nail on the head. I never realized there were so many sexy Christmas songs. Where have I been? And to think I thought Christmas was about celebrating the season with family. Guess there are other ways of celebrating!

It wasn't until I was older did I realize Santa was Daddy. Great list of sexy Santa songs. I still prefer the oldies, Eartha Kitt's 'Santa baby. Another brilliant, clever and very witty hub. You have great choices and so greatly presented. Thanks for the idea. Gosh, I wonder if there's still time?!? I had never heard that one until just now and it is hilarious. Thanks for stopping by! Have a Merry Christmas! Wow flourish this is an interesting list of songs that you've researched really well.. Eartha Kitt does an awesome job on Santa Baby.

What a talent she was. Enjoyed this list and some memories. Another great list Flourish. Never realized there were so many provocative Christmas songs. Great job, have a great week. Ho, Ho, Ho this hub is wo wo wo! I like so many of these songs, they are quite sexy and fun too! It was a fun one to write and research. Have a great holiday week! Spank me santa I've been naughty lol love it! Really concise and great article!!! Great selection, Flourish, according to the stories in the songs. I will spend some time listening to most of them that I don't know. Thank you very much.

This is an entertaining and amusing hub, Flourish. Thanks for sharing the interesting list of songs! I'll add Blue Christmas to the table. Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment! Thanks for reading and have a great holiday season yourself!

Ten Naughty Christmas Movie Villains

Carolyn - Elvis definitely made the list they're in no rank order, except I guess for 1 and 2 which are my personal favorites. What would Christmas be without him? Thanks for reading and commenting!

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Excluding cartoons and movies based on cartoons, here are ten nasty Yuletide villains. Gin is an opportunistic prick who would rather blackmail Thornton and his dwarf partner than do his job. Ah, nothing says Christmas like a money-hungry corporate tycoon who cares more about the bottom line than the consumers who purchase his products. John Lithgow is brilliantly slimy as B. An oldie, but a goodie.

Porter Hall plays a douchebag shrink who enjoys diagnosing kind-hearted folk as being mentally disturbed. He also lies in order to get Santa institutionalized at Bellevue. Paint cans to the face, nails to the feet and fire to the head are just a few of their trials and tribulations. The neighborhood bully was always an annoyance to all those unlucky enough to be a target of his wrath. That is until Ralphie beats the piss out of him.