The Best Jokes About The New Year From Russia
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He replied "can not complain" Q: When was the first Russian election held? The time that God set Eve in front of Adam and said, "Go ahead, choose your wife. Why did Stalin wear knee boots while Lenin's were much shorter? Because during Lenin's time, Russia was polluted only up to ankle. Where do Russians get their electricity?
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From Moscow Dynamo Q: What do Russians eat for dessert? The voice once again calls out: After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence.
The calm Finnish voice calls out again: The enraged Russian commander musters fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men There's two of them.
My skydiving instructor would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions. One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit the ground? Songs are not going to make us do anything we would not ordinarily do. Because if that was the case, the song "Achy Breaky Heart" would have made me kill somebody about a year ago.
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. You scared the daylights out of me! An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard.
Then they heard voices. Three men had broken into the greenhouse. Scared, they called the police. The dispatcher replied, he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all out on calls. The old man waited for a few minutes and called Dispatch again. He told Dispatch, "Don't worry about sending an officer, I shot the robbers and now the dogs are eating their bodies!