Cat Tales

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Dave will save the day! Dave was glad to talk Rich calmly through the fine points of Disposal deconstruction, but we failed to free the cat And Insinkerator won't respond on Sunday night, No matter what they tell you in the ads We resorted to the digits of the desperate, , And I settled in to have a little chat My cat has caught his head in the disposal.

Help is on the way! The cops arrived at midnight, cat lovers every one, And they surveyed the situation in a second Soon Rich and Mike and Tom were huddled underneath the sink With a tiny saw to cut the flange on Rudy's neck and I sat with Rudy on the brink, breathing deep so's not to think Of the grinding of the saw blade in the depths The guys exposed the guts of the disposal And Rudy's face appeared to us, the visage that's so dear to us, But he wasn't out of danger 'cause his neck was in the ring.

They couldn't cut the flange without endangering the cat, So the next step was to lift the kitchen sink.

Officer Mike has got a little plumbing business on the side, And he set to work as quick as you could think The guys were having quite a time, capping off the plumbing lines, By one A. They turned the sink up on its side so head and body could align, But still to budge he was not inclined.

Rudy's in a bind. The cops had done all they could do, but Rudy's paws were turning blue, He had to see a doctor right away Mike knew about a clinic with an all-night vet to visit And he said that he could lead us to the place So Rich got in the driver's seat, I crawled in back with the kitchen sink And Rudy and the disposal on my lap As we took off, I thought I'd comfort Rudy with my touch, And I reached around so he could smell my hand And that loving little tabby chomped down on my finger badly And he clamped it in his jaws and held it fast.

Our third policeman wasn't busy, "I'll lead you the vet," says he, And there was Mike, all in a tizzy, "Where the heck were you?

The crew sprang into action, IV fluids were attached And little socks and blankets warmed him in his bed, Hot water bottles were applied, a blow-dryer to warm The punky spike of fur upon his tawny head Rich and I got home at 4 AM, sipped martinis, went to bed, Awakened by a newsman with a query: The blotter the policemen keep says something about a kitchen sink And a cat who clearly didn't think. How's Rudy, by the way?

Our cats, there are 3, they live here with my baby and me They bounce sideways across the floor They're black brown and gray How can they sleep 20 hours a day? Our cats, there are 3 great joys in our home There's Little, fuzzy brown, I can hold her upside down She chirps, she howls and growls at me Little heart keeps beating Smacks her little lips all the time she's eating There's Little, fuzzy brown, great joy in our home Then Fluffy, gray locks, how many times can she miss the box?

Wet pools she drools over me She coughs hairballs where I step at night going down the hall Oh Fluffy, gray locks, great joy in our home Then Bailey, coat of silk, when I open the fridge he yells milk milk milk milk He jumps into my cereal bowl With Bailey, he's the third, they all run through the house like a buffalo herd Oh Bailey, Bailey Boy, great joy in our home But Wait! The neighborhood cat coming through the cat door He's a great big cat with a tiny meow He flops, he rolls , then he runs back home with the food he stole Oh Eldon, BAD CAT, great joy in our home Our cats, 4 of 'em, warm and sweet little muffins from the oven They lick the drippings from the pan They jump on the bed, little kitty paws running over our heads Our cats, there are 4 great joys in our home Our cats, there'll be more great joys in our home.

The word 'futile' springs to mind; Mission Impossible; yes, that's The attempt to harness for mankind The intelligence of cats. Give kitty so much trust And we'll abuse the privilege; You think you're going out?

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