Grizzly Petes Stinky Feet [Funny Books for Kids] (Big Red Balloon Book 9)
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November 3, at 2: November 7, at 8: November 13, at 5: Abdul Aziz Mofo says: November 13, at 1: This is such a cute story. I wish it had been around when my kids were small. It drives the point home that if you want friends, you need to smell okay. Boys really need to understand this when they are first learning about hygiene. I can also see it as a tool to teach intellectually challenged kids the reason why they need to wash up on a regular basis. It has a catchy rhyme to it as well as adorable illustrations which means kids will want to read it over and over again.
Hopefully they will memorize the lesson in the process.
This is just precious because the books shows that you can't cover the smell with floral scents and a pair of socks. You actually have to wash them. Then his friends discover they occasionally have offensive odors as well. This stopped my three year old from crying. I just read through his crying and he eventually stopped and was following the story. He couldn't believe the bear had stinky feet. This book teaches your children to be kind to others, even if they have stinky feet. A nice message disguised in a fun way.
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Of course it also teaches your kids to wash their feet, but that's not the main point. Reads well on the Kindle for ipad app. I picked this up for the kids after reading the authors book Monsters with Undies on their Heads which I rated 5 stars Loved the images in both books and the layout was good on my iphone - give this 4 stars as it just wasn't as funny as the Monster Undies book.. This is the tale of a bear with very smelly feet. I am a fan of the artist that does these wonderful illustrations. The story is nice too - a great message about keeping clean that may just entice the most reluctant of children into the bath - I hope my kids were paying attention: Good for kids The illustrations were just so well done and this content covers a problem that many have and are not aware of.