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A second music video was made into a commercial, which aired during the Super Bowl. A man is walking in the waters near an island when he meets a talking dolphin. The man says he found the island on Yahoo!. The dolphin then admits it learned to talk on Yahoo! Rise of the Machines. Is the final scene of the film of the same name where Chuck returns the package to its sender. But in this version the woman answers the door; when Chuck asks what was in the box, the woman replies, "Just a satellite phone, GPS locator, fishing rod, water purifier and some seeds. A donkey narrates his life story, where he dreams of becoming a Budweiser Clydesdale.

He trains and trains, even going to the trouble of putting puffy hooves on his feet. When his job interview comes, the five Clydesdale horses ask why he should become a Clydesdale. He responds with a donkey sound, and gets the job. TV promo for Jet Li: A teen drops a bag of Lay's chips. An elderly woman tries to get the chips, only to get knocked over by an elderly man's cane. The man grabs the bag, only to realize that the woman has his dentures.

The teen comes back and takes the Lay's chips, and plants a kiss on the man. An executive for a popsicle company, "Shards O' Glass," provides disclaimers for their product - a popsicle with shards of glass in it, clearly unsafe and deadly - and posed the question, "What if all companies sold products like tobacco? Homer Simpson is doing some errands such as buying beer instead of diapers, an oil change, and a haircut. Homer seems to know of the narrator's existence, finally being fed up with him at Moe's Bar, muttering the words "stupid voice-over guy". When two grizzly bears rob a cottage, they find no Pepsi anywhere.

One of the bears steals the resident's ID and disguises himself as the person. Then, he buys Pepsi at a convenience store. In Seattle, , a young Jimi Hendrix walks down a city sidewalk. When he sees a Pepsi machine and Coke machine, he chooses the Pepsi machine. At the machine, he sees a Fender Telecaster electric guitar in a pawn shop. If he had gone to the Coke machine, he would have bought an accordion. The screen then says, "Whew All kinds of animals come to the Budweiser Clydesdale farm to become a Clydesdale.

A driver looks at the donkey from last year's Budweiser commercial and says, "Now look what you've started. Pedestrians are in an airport, minding their own business. Then, everyone is clapping, as it is revealed they are clapping for soldiers coming home from war. At the end, a title card says, "Thank you. Brad Pitt buys a six-pack of Heineken at a corner shop. Soon, he is being chased by a mob of paparazzi. It ends with an anonymous phone call. War of the Worlds.

Diddy is late for an awards show, so he hitches a ride on a Diet Pepsi truck. After the arrival, everyone starts driving Diet Pepsi trucks, being the next big thing. Pirates of the Caribbean: Three cavemen are trying to carry a cooler of Bud Light to a party. A friend says that he has invented the wheel. But the wheel is not working when they use it as hoister to carry the Bud Light. For the Budweiser Clydesdales this year, Hank the Clydesdale is not picked. A dalmatian sees this and offers to train Hank for next year.

In a tribute to Rocky , the two train like the training in the famous movie. The year after that, Hank becomes a Budweiser Clydesdale and gives a high five to his trainer. Spoofing The Godfather , the horse's head is replaced with the front of a Rolls-Royce. The Chronicles of Narnia: You Don't Mess with the Zohan.

But instead, Charlie Brown triumphantly catches the Coke. Naomi Campbell and lizards do the famous Thriller dance. Conan O'Brien says he will do an embarrassing Bud Light commercial, and he is promised it will only show in Sweden. He watches it in Times Square. Two guys are at a ski resort. One guy shows how some skiers have more drinkability than others by drawing a ramp and some trees.

The second skier crashes into the trees. A farmer plays fetch with his Dalmatian. A jealous Clydesdale goes and fetches a tree branch. A Clydesdale falls in love with a dancing circus horse. He searches for her, until they both escape together from the circus. Two clowns watch this, with one of them saying, "I didn't know Daisy was dating.

Jason Statham is in a car chase, stealing different cars, ending up in different periods of time. Hyundai Motor Company "Epic Lap". The Rise of Cobra. Land of the Lost. Revenge of the Fallen. At the office, a worker ask if there will be free Doritos today. He then throws the crystal ball at a snack machine for Doritos, breaking the glass. An impressed worker asks if he will get a raise today, and throws the crystal ball at his boss in the groin. The first worker comes over, happily eating Doritos, and says, "Not today!

A man learns the power of crunch with a woman stripped down to her underwear, free money from an ATM , and a policeman being turned into a monkey. Potato Head is being nagged by his wife while driving. Soon, dodging sheep, they swerve, and Mrs. Potato Head's mouth flies off down a mountain.

Potato Head then sticks on her "angry eyes". A look through two generations, all to the Bob Dylan song " Forever Young " and its cover by will. MacGruber changes his name to PepSuber. Three mobsters are thinking about killing a guy, and they ask the waitress for more chocolate dumdiddles and swirly gumdrops on their pancakes. Part of the 'Serious Breakfast' campaign. Several people meet a man whose house is made out of Bud Light cans.

He says that some of the cans are not empty, and the people start to rush and take the house apart. When scientists see a meteor flying towards earth, they decide to party with Bud Light. The meteor turns out to be a rock, and they still party. Men who hear about a Bud Light party talk like T-Pain. Soon, T-Pain shows up at the party. A Clydesdale and a calf are friends at a young age, though a fence separates them.

Three years later, the two are reunited and the bull bursts through the fence to his friend. When the bridge is out in a small town, the population form a human bridge so that a Budweiser truck can cross into town. Betty White is playing football and keeps getting tackled. A woman gives her a Snickers bar and says, "Try this".

White turns back into a man. It was also nominated for an Emmy. Men go over the rules of life which they hate. The final man thinks, "And because I do this, I will drive the car I want to drive. A teddy bear, a sock monkey, a robot, Muno from Yo Gabba Gabba! The first of their Punch Dub Days campaign features many people, including Stevie Wonder and Tracy Morgan , punching someone in the arm. The Sands of Time. A man is seen staring at a woman's butt as she walks into the other room. He then tries to start a conversation with the girlfriend's kid.

When he reaches for a Dorito, the kid slaps him, saying, "Keep your hands off my Mama, keep your hands off my Doritos. A dog wants Doritos from a man sitting on a bench. The man says it'll have to speak, but it is wearing an anti-bark collar.

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The dog comes back, and attaches the collar to the man, who lies on the ground, speaking gibberish. The dog walks away with the bag of Doritos. A man who recently faked his death is in his coffin, watching the Super Bowl and in a pool of Doritos. The casket flies open, and he screams, "It's a miracle! At a gym, a man has stolen Doritos out of Tim's locker. His friend tries to warn him, but Tim transforms into a Dorito-wearing ninja.

Three men have a killer whale in their small van. They then release it into the sea. One guy says, "Best bachelor party ever! Larry Bird , who stated "no dunking" in the original Showdown with Michael Jordan, cashes in by eating the Big Mac and fries prize after Howard shatters the backboard. Three people, including Joe Montana , talk about how great Shape-Ups are. A sleepwalking man walks in a forest of Africa, eventually reaching a refrigerator with a Coke bottle. Burns goes bankrupt and loses everything. While in a walk in the park, he sees people enjoying his things and Coke bottles.

Apu notices that Burns is sad, and gives him a Coke since he was carrying two armfuls of Coke. Milhouse is standing in a makeshift kite and bumps into the Coca-Cola logo. He says "Ah Sorry Coke! Late Show with David Letterman. On Groundhog Day , the mayor pulls out a small football player who sees his shadow. The mayor declares six more weeks of football. Focus on the Family.

Pam Tebow talks about her miracle baby Tim Tebow. This ad drew much criticism from pro-choice [ clarification needed ] groups. Danica Patrick gets a massage. The massage therapist realizes that she's the GoDaddy spokeswoman. Then he then tries to impress Danica by opening her blouse. An anonymous user most likely a man is using Google for help by using its search engine. Over the course, it tells a story about how the user goes to Paris for college, meets a French woman, falls in love, buys her chocolate, gets married, and has a child.

A couple appears on a home makeover show called "Hack Job", discovering the only thing they have done to their kitchen was put a bucket of Bud Light on the counter. Two people escape from a fancy prison. Chrysler " Born of Fire ". A narrator talks about how Detroit has its history, but it should be respected like any other town. He concludes that, "This is the Motor City, and this is what we do. The commercial is two minutes long, and one of the longest commercials in Super Bowl history.

The ad received critical acclaim. Volkswagen " The Force ". A kid dressed as Darth Vader tries the Force on random objects, but fails. When his father comes home in his Volkswagen, the kid tries to use the Force to start the engine. He succeeds, or so he thinks. This was voted 9 on YouTube's Top 10 Videos of Dark of the Moon.

A boyfriend teases his girlfriend's dog by waving Doritos around from the inside of a glass door. Instead of the dog running into the door, the dog crashes through the door, squishing the man.

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A wife keeps putting down her husband's spirits. When the husband thinks his wife will be mad that he is drinking PepsiMax, she too is drinking PepsiMax. When the man then spots a hot jogger, the woman accidentally knocks out the woman with her can. Pretty soon, Osbourne is replaced by Justin Bieber. Budweiser "The End of Prohibition". Various moments in 20th Century history are shown, all accompanied by people drinking Budweiser.

A group of vampires are having a party in the woods. The vampire in charge of drinks blood types arrives in his Audi. The bright lights of the car kills all of the vampires, with him wondering where everyone went afterwards. Chrysler " Halftime in America ". Clint Eastwood recounts how the automotive industry survived the Great Recession. A man walks through a street to discover a beautiful woman Catrinel Menghia standing on a parking space, who proceeds to approach and seduce him, when successfully doing so he then discoved he was about to kiss a Fiat Abarth.

Two men try to see which is faster: Once the cheetah is released, it starts to instead chase after its cage handler. An ad featuring the creators of the cameraphone, Siri , and the first text message. The creators of Words with Friends also appear parodying the incident involving Alec Baldwin playing the game on an airplane. Portions of the speech by Paul Harvey are played over a background of farming activities in the United States.

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Star Trek Into Darkness. Psy does his " Gangnam Style " dance to promote pistachios. A child scams a neighbor into giving him his bag of Doritos, by claiming he had built a time machine powered by them. A RadioShack store is cleared out by several s pop culture icons. People dancing with Loctite fanny packs. A little yellow labrador gets lost and finds his way home. As part of the beer's ongoing "Up for Whatever" campaign, a randomly-chosen person plays a life-sized version of Pac-Man.

A town settles their disputes with arm wrestling contests. No one knew how big the Internet would become, as shown in a clip of Today show hosts Katie Couric and Bryant Gumbel. The screen goes blank and then asks what if you lost TV service and your screen went black as the game started, and that its latest vehicle has Wi-Fi ability. Centenarians give advice about life, as the car company celebrates its th anniversary. A husband loses his blue pill , which bounces around town until it lands in a Fiat , making the car slightly bigger.

A miniature model of the Lexus RC shows off some drift parking techniques, followed by a full-size model. Pierce Brosnan is pitched a movie role where he drives a Kia Sorento up a snow-covered mountain road but instead of action-adventure mission with snipers, tanks, and explosions, he encounters animals and safe drive.

A race car driver balances his work life and his family. The aspects of being a dad. The American company makes car floor mats. A guy contacts his service representative when he learns that he can get his credit score, which is good because he does not like surprises. He then opens the door and sees a screaming goat in his apartment. A new look at the phrase of doing things "like a girl".

Fifty Shades of Grey. The Minions are shown to enjoy the game with their own ways. Tom Brady is featured in the movie. Doug Flutie and Jerry Rice provide color commentary on the first ever draft over animals and plants. An airline passenger tries not to let the seat next to him be occupied. A boy creates a contraption that allows pigs to fly so he can get some Doritos.

A McDonald's restaurant accepts alternatives to money such as compliments, silly dances, and calling mom. Liam Neeson plans to avenge his loss in the game. Kate Upton 's character leads her troops against an invading army. A woman gets service by "Sorta Greg" Bryan Cranston , an eccentric pharmacist.

A student is picked up from school by a badly-driving woman who claims to be "sorta your mom" Lindsay Lohan. A boy talks about not being able to do things like ride a bike or other childhood activities because he died from an accident. Mindy Kaling concludes that based on how she's been treated by insurance companies, she might actually be invisible.

Footage of model shoots from the past 18 months. A caption-styled ad with curse words changed with pictures of the screaming goat and a donkey. Even gives some ways to "cheat" if needed i. Another library book I'd be willing to purchase for my own shelf. Jun 20, Liberty Montano rated it really liked it. Good information and I enjoyed her voice. The book reads like chatting with a realistic friend who has been there, she never condescends.

I would have liked a few more recipes, but I absolutely agree with the her point about choice overload. I felt like this was promoting Atkins under a different name with the push for almost no fruit and extremely low carbs. The recipes were also lackluster. I'm all for simple recipes but many of them were so basic that a cookbook was not needed.

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South American sea lion O. New Zealand sea lion P. California sea lion Z. Northern elephant seal M.