The Vampires Boy Toy (rough gay vampire erotica) (Vampire Stories Book 1)

Connor will need to decide whether to stake Vaughn or revel in his mate. Connor walked into The Manacle, business card clutched in his hand as he glanced around at the men and women dancing as if they were having sex on the dance floor. Bodies writhed as the synthesized trance and techno music rang out.

When Jersey had given him the business card, Connor had thought it would be some hole-in-the-wall dive that served slop for food. The club was dark, mysterious, and smelled like leather and sweat. Connor had never seen anything like this before. He felt like a goldfish tossed into a tank of piranhas.

The beat was pulsing as people moved against one another, no apologies to Connor as they tried to sweep him into the wall of dancers. He was beginning to think this was a very bad idea. Men locked their eyes onto him, licking their lips as they curled their fingers for Connor to come closer.

Connor cut his eyes the other way, not wanting anyone to get the wrong idea about why he was here. His breathing became ragged when he saw men with dog collars around their necks, no shirts, and rubbing all over their bodies as if they were showering or something. Connor quickly looked away when a few guys glanced his way, their lust-filled gazes sweeping over him.

All he had wanted was a warm meal, not to be ogled like he was prime meat. He smacked their hands away, only to have other men touching him.

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Connor could feel panic set in as he tried to turn around and head for the door. It was too dark, too Goth for him. It was creeping him out. What the hell kind of place was this? It reminded Connor more of a feeding ground than a dance club. Everywhere he looked bodies were entwined and groping. Memories from long ago started to surface, making Connor want to bolt for the door. Connor spun around, ready to defend his ass from being pinched again. It was sore as hell just from standing here five minutes! There was something about the guy that seemed to seep inside of him, calming his frazzled nerves.

The panic ebbed away as he stood there in front of the large man. His breath caught in his lungs as the god leaned in toward him. His entire body shivered with the contact. Connor blinked up into cocoa-brown eyes as he licked his dry lips. He was waiting for the man to begin groping him like everyone else had done, but his arms stayed at his sides. This alone made Connor want to ask for help from the large man. If the guy confirmed that it was some sort of feeding ground, Connor was so out of there. Somehow Connor doubted everything was as it seemed.

There were half-naked men everywhere, writhing around as if begging to be fucked. Connor held the card out he had been clutching in his hand. He began to sweat bullets when he saw the man walking further into the club. When he felt another hand grope his ass, Connor took off, chasing after the tall, dark man. As a matter of fact, his touch seemed to set Connor on fire. He arched his back, begging with his body for Vaughn to touch him. Connor kicked them off, spreading his legs wide in invitation. He pushed aside the thought that he was about to let a vampire fuck him.

Connor stiffened for a moment, tensely waiting for Vaughn to bite him until he felt warm, moist lips wrap around his cock. Good fucking god, Vaughn could taste him anytime! Not from pain, god no, it was from the flooding of uncontrollable liquid fire that raced through him. Glancing down, Connor watched as Vaughn swallowed his cock to the back of his throat.

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Connor was keening and begging as Vaughn lapped at his sac. Everything he had learned had proven to be a lie. The only thing that held true was Vaughn drinking blood, and Connor was five seconds away from begging Vaughn to do just that. There was no way Connor was going to ask the man to stop. He was going to come any second now. Connor had had sex a handful of times with Jamie, but it was nothing compared to what Vaughn was doing to his body. A story about two different people falling in love despite their own issues. The heroine of this novel is Carolyn, a 42 yrs old human woman and a little bitter after her divorce.

I didn't think she was as bitter as she perceived herself, but she did have issues to work through. The hero is Christian Notte, son of Marguerite and Julius, and vampire. Of course, I do mean "what she has always done" quite literally, as it gets very hard to keep the couples apart. The stories merge into one big "stuff happened," and that's sorta bad. She felt that lusting after him was inappropiate because he, as far as she knew - and we readers know better - is a midtwenty gorgeous guy, and she..

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So his family has this plan to make it look like he's gay and is if, because of his older brother's a semi-homophobe he wants to pretend that he's heterosexual, asking her to be his fake-girlfriend. They think this is his only chance to be close to her without her feeling like a horrible person. It sounds unreasonable right now, but it actually makes.. I'm just too lazy to explain all of the details. In any case, she can relate and agrees. And for the record, I do think this book might righteously offend people because it's rather careless and insensitive.

What else is new? There are some funny lines and I'm really curious about Christian's cousins now. For those out there who already know Sands and love her: You'll probably love this one just as much. The ending felt a little abrupt, but I'm pretty sure the whole story will crack you up. There is one of his cousins, and Carolyn thought he was gay.

When he hears that he tries way too hard to show her that he isn't. He talks in a super-deep voice, making her think that he has the flu, he thinks about cutting his hair, he emphasizes way too often how much he likes to look at pretty women etc. Mostly in the sense that even straight people will shake their head and mutter "Oh, straight people," but well..

For those looking for a funny guilty pleasure PNR and who are willing to ignore their moral compass: This one might be for you! Future Self, if you're having a bad day, if you're feeling a little sorry for yourself, if you're in the mood.. The Argeneaus have a way of cheering you up. You get annoyed about stuff and all, but it's still amusing. Even if you feel guilty about it afterwards. Mostly because I just.. I had issues with it when I read the series last year, but I could finally appreciate the funny lines and actually interesting general worldbuilding in this one.

Several things were too convenient, and the ending abrupt, but I think it gives long-time fans exactly what they want, while sucking new comers right into the story. It's funny, lovely, and altogether very entertaining.. As long as you don't question the story itself too much.

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I think the Atlantis explanation was left out, though, this time, which was interesting. Either the copy I got wasn't finished at all yet, or this might be the first book in which Sands didn't explain everything again. Full review to come. Not gonna read more of this series ever since I noticed the rapey-vibes and Sands addressed it in her books by being sort of.. Under a Vampire Moon is the 16th book in the Argeneau series. While Christians mother is on her honeymoon, he receives a call that his band is needed to play at the resort.

Marguerite is known for her abilities to sense life mates. Could Marguerite have found his? At the age of 42 Carolyn Connor is at the end of a very long and very ugly divorce. To cheer her up her best friend, Beth, decides to take her on a vacation to St.

Luc Under a Vampire Moon is the 16th book in the Argeneau series. Lucia, unbeknownst to her, is a honeymoon hot spot with candlelit dinners and Caribbean music. Watching all of the young and happy couples is enough to make any divorced single women depressed. The only single guys on the whole island are half of her age and that just makes her feel even older. To her Christian Notte is just another young man who is too young for her comfort level. Christian is a member of the band playing at St.

Lucia and when his cousin tells her he is gay and is in need of a beard she decides to go along. Christian has found his life mate. She is skittish and uncomfortable with, what she believes, is an age difference. Of course, at years old it is definitely NOT in the way she things. You would think being a year old Immortal patience would be in abundance, but being forced to pretend he is gay is just plain torture. All he can think about is having his way with her.

Can Christian keep it together and earn her trust enough to tell her the truth? Under a Vampire Moon was another win by Lynsay Sands. In Lynsay Sands world vampires are not some creature of the night, they are the Immortal. They are scientifically altered humans from Atlantis. I love her original take on vampirism. This is one of my favorite series and Under a Vampire Moon did not disappoint. The characters are well formed and unique.

I love the way the flow of the story pulls me in and keeps a smile on my face. I would suggest reading this whole series, but I do think this book could stand alone. However, I think reading this book alone might cause some loss of depth in the story. I loved the twist at the end and cannot wait for the next Argeneau story!!

I am so disappointed now that this book is over! I have read almost every Lynsay Sands Book written! I really like her books. This was Marguarites son, Christian, that she just found a few books ago. All of the Argeneaus are wealthy because of the businesses they run and have run for centuries. Christian has to pretend he's gay to get close to his running life mate. Disappointment This one started out so good, and crashed and burned. It wasn't funny anymore. She didn't get changed at all.

They just talked about it. The book just ended. I had no idea there was a problem at all, so it just seemed to be stuck in there at the last minute. Boring and a creepy cougar afraid of cougaring. It wasn't descriptive on her behalf either which is unheard of for her books. One reason I like them is because I can see the characters. This one I had a cougar woman with blond hair and no head in my mind the whole time! Jun 21, WildAboutBones rated it liked it Shelves: Marguerite Argeneau is at it again, excuse me, Marguerite Argeneau-Notte now. This time she's found a life mate for her son, five hundred plus year old Christian Notte.

She quickly calls him and his cousins in the band down to St. Lucia when the resort band has to cancel at the last minute. Forty-two year old Carolyn is on vacation with her good friend Beth in St. Lucia where their other good friend works as the entertainment director for the resort. She is disappointed when Beth gets s 3. She is disappointed when Beth gets sick and she's left to her own devices in honeymoon hell. Everywhere she looks there are only couples in love. Still smarting from her separation and two year ongoing divorce proceedings, she hasn't had sex or been on a date in a long time and seeing all the young couples is hell and makes her feel old.

Upon meeting twenty-five year looking Christian, she is horrified to realize how really attracted she is to him, a virtual child. There is hot chemistry between Christian and Carolyn and passions are almost constantly inflamed even under the circumstances. I was a little disappointed in this latest installment of one of my favorite vampire series. While it did have a couple very funny scenes, it wasn't as hilarious as most Sands' stories are and given the plot itself lends itself to comical situations, this was not capitalized on.

It seemed to me Carolyn's reaction to Christian's first secret was too quick without any anger. Additionally I felt Carolyn's initial reaction to finding out Christian was an immortal was believable and caused her to run, but her following acceptance was too quick. I also was disappointed with the ending; it ended too soon. We didn't get to see Carolyn's final reaction to the changes she would be going through nor how much better things would get. But it was still a good story, just not as good as the others in this series and not as good as the plot would have allowed.

I do recommend this and since it is written as a true stand alone story, it need not be read in order. But if this is the first book in this series you read, do yourself a favor and read some of the others because they get much better. Another good addition to the Argeneau vampire series full of humor as always and the vacation setting was fun. I do enjoy when the male pursues the female and it's especially nice when she's older.

Prompted by his mother, Christian's band replaces a cancellation and he meets Carolyn who is vacationing after her divorce. Apr 08, Pansy rated it really liked it Shelves: This book reminded me of the older books in the series.

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It was fun, sexy, and light. I enjoyed finally reading about Christian. He and Carolyn were adorable. My only problem with the book was the ending. It was rushed and then it ended abruptly. I was looking at my Kindle thinking, "WTH"! It's down right mean. Mar 18, Jacqueline rated it really liked it Shelves: Nice addition to the series. At first I wasn't so sure about the fact that his whole family was mixed up in the hero's romance but it was ultimately fun.

This was light hearted all around and I enjoyed it. Sep 01, Helen added it Shelves: Then I read the book in a few hours It's a never ending circl but I enjoy it!! May 07, Colette rated it it was ok Shelves: This book was kind of like cotton candy: It was more a 2. View all 10 comments.

Nov 18, Debra McEathron rated it it was amazing. Carolyn is getting over the separation and finalizing her divorce in St. Lucia when she meets Julius and Marguerite at the resort. She meets Christian and falls for him and worries he is too young. Little does she know though. Then she finds out what her friend Beth is really doing!! Nov 07, Coral rated it really liked it. Dec 25, Cathy rated it it was ok Shelves: I was really looking forward to Christian's story. And I still love the characters and the warmth in this family.

I liked the new cousins that were introduced well enough. But the plot was 1 offensive. Sure, people choose to have beards because of horrible family situations, but it's not a subject for a romantic comedy, certainly not in , we've come too far to make light this topic. And 2 the plot was really inconsistent with the characters that the author created. Carolyn was abused and lied to in her marriage, isolated and unloved for years.

And the vampires who came up with the idea can read her mind, so why would they think that she's going to just forgive being systematically lied to like this? Tthey aren't that dumb. I know, because it's the only way that Christian can get close to her without her running from him because he looks so young, yada yada.

Except the author wrote that insecurity about being older and determination not to date a younger man into the character. I appreciate having a story about a something woman, don't get me wrong. And her being concerned about the guy looking so young might be an issue to a real woman, I can relate, sure. But this whole plot was written in such a way that it made me constantly uncomfortable for Carolyn about being lied to, or made Carolyn just look really stupid for buying into the gay story.

And it made the Argeneaus seem bumbling at best and callus at worst. So just saying that he had to do it to get her to give him a chance doesn't work for me, I just couldn't buy into the author's basic plot premise for this book. And then toward the end it got even more frustrating because the whole story suddenly wrapped up in one really odd scene.

She ran away, he confronted her and then suddenly she was totally "vamping" it up and coming on to him! It was so bizarre. This is just one of those cases where it's really just time for the series to get wrapped up already. As much as I like this family, every possible premise has been explored already. The author expanded the possibilities by creating the enforcers and the secondary, slightly more serious branch of the series focused on them, but I'd really like to see her do something new and fresh at this point.

Maybe it would give her a chance to get back to her really funny, witty characters because it wouldn't be the same thing over and over again. Feb 22, Rhianna rated it did not like it. Maybe it just wasn't for me In need of a get-away as her messy and unhappy marriage nears the final stage of the divorce, Carolyn Connor finds herself in St. With her traveling companion down with a stomach flu Carolyn has a tough time enjoying herself alone while surrounded by honeymooning couples.

Having a chance meeting with Marguerite Argeneau, a matchmaker of epic proportions, Carolyn becomes the target of her latest life-mate finding scheme. Lucia by his mother, Chris Maybe it just wasn't for me Lucia by his mother, Christian Notte, is surprised to find that his life-mate is terrified of him.

Not of him per se, but of the perceived age difference between them. If he's going to woo her he first has to find a way to spend time with her without scaring her off. If she cannot accept the age difference she thinks is between them, how could she ever accept that he's actually very much her senior? I have to giggle because it was on the recommendation of one of my guy cousins—thank goodness I have several so his secret is safe lol—that I decided to give this book a try.

He insisted this was a great series so when I had a chance to try this I figured I should pick it up. Alas, the plot left much to be desired. The hero with the help of his mother, father, and cousins pretends to be closeted gay and asks her to help him fool his family by pretending to be his love interest during their vacation. Because she's a nitwit with some serious issues and he looks 25 while she's in her early 40's. Maybe if I'd liked Christian or Carolyn I might have been able to suck it up and enjoy it to a point.

But the whole thing just irritated me. His personality is flatter than printer paper. Hers is a little more fleshed-out but her hang-ups seemed really silly for someone her age in this era. The whole life-mate thing kind of ruined it for me too. I'm not a huge fan of destined mates as it is but Christian knew he was coming to St.

Lucia to meet his life-mate so it begs the question of whether they would have liked one another without the whole 'destiny' thing. I did like Gia and the other Notte cousins as well as Captain Jack who played a minor 'conflict' role in the story but overall I just didn't care for much about this book. In the end I skimmed most of the last third of the book hoping something would change my mind.

I didn't want to not finish it since it was a recommended read for me but if it hadn't been a review copy I'd have put this in my DNF pile. I think this might be one of those books people love because they know the secondary characters well rather than because it's hilarious it really wasn't or greatly steamy it was alright but I've read better or just a great plot ugh seriously!?!

May 08, Jessie Potts rated it really liked it Shelves: I remember back in when I first picked up A Quick Bite book one and was instantly hooked by her humor, wit and swoon-worthy heroes. Christian's family is bound and determined to help him win his life mate, Carolyn. Unfortunately, their help seems to be doing … well, something, because it included telling Carolyn that Christian Under a Vampire Moon is Lynsay Sands' 16th Argeneau vampire book!

Unfortunately, their help seems to be doing … well, something, because it included telling Carolyn that Christian isn't into women to get her to relax around him and get to know him. Add to that the fact that Carolyn is divorced and is about 20 years older than Christian looks vampire genes! The first of many lies Christian being gay, of course lands Christian and his family in a series of humorous misunderstandings and situations.

Carolyn's reaction to finding out the lies is a bit far-fetched. She had just come out of a drawn-out divorce with her cheating, lying ex, after all. But, then again, being an immortal who looks 25 is a bit different than someone marrying you for your money. What I love about this book is that it's based on humor, which is what I feel the Argeneau books are based on.

Sands' Rouge Hunter novels also Argeneau books aren't as funny and have a bit more severity to them. Under a Vampire Moon definitely swung to the amusing side, and I was glad I picked it up. A lot of contemporary romance authors write heroines who have flaws though I am not saying age is a flaw!

It wasn't overly mentioned or pushed past too quickly. I felt comfortable with it, while not being constantly knocked on the head about it. Now on to what everyone really wants to know: Vampires are, of course, sexy as sin. You know where this is going. Carolyn herself is more worldly than a young heroine, and the two have enough attraction to cause a small earthquake. The bedroom scenes are well-done once Carolyn fully lets go, and they only serve to enhance, not take over, the plot.

If you love vampires, misunderstandings, true love and great secondary characters, I highly recommend starting the Argeneau series. This book can be read as a stand-alone, but you will enjoy it so much more if you start from the beginning. Apr 21, Habrewer rated it really liked it. She is going through a bad divorce that has left her lacking self-esteem.

The only problem, the resort is full of honeymooning couples, including Marguerite and Julius Notte and Bethany has been sick so Carolyn is left on her own. She never dreamed her world would change when she accepted the offer to dine with Marguerite and Julius on her first night there. Christian and his band were called in to help Genie out at the resort.

His mother realized that his life mate was on the island and it was the perfect excuse to get him there. With the help of his cousin Gia and his family he sets out to gain the trust of his life mate. It gets harder and harder to keep up the charade the more time he spends with Carolyn because she makes him laugh and he enjoys her company.

It was nice to see her grow and become comfortable in her own skin. He is super sexy, yet he has to play a gay guy in order to get his life mate to trust him. These two had some great moments that had me laughing out loud, they are super-hot together too. One of my favorite things about this book was that a lot of my favorite characters made an appearance without getting in the way of the main story with Christian and Carolyn. The secondary characters just enhanced their story.

The setting was beautiful and Captain Jack was hilarious. The story may have been full of humor but it also had plenty of steam to satisfy everyone.

Under a Vampire Moon

This review was posted at Under the Covers So I have a confession to make. So I figured, what could it hurt? Now that being said and from my feelings on the past books in this series I feel that the cute charm this This review was posted at Under the Covers So I have a confession to make. Yes, I thought this book was cute and funny at times, sweet and sexy. I mean you really can't go wrong when you throw Christian in a situation where he has to pretend to be gay to get with his life mate!

Christian first of all is possessive, sexy as hell, alpha, passionate, I could go on. His longuish hair and male-model good looks had me swooning, as well as our heroine Carolyn. Carolyn is actually a bit older so she struggles with being attracted to Christian and feeling like a cougar, and on top of that there's the fact that she believes he is gay and is "playing his girlfriend" to help him out.

And then there's the Notte's! The side characters are a hoot. Marguerite I've always loved and she didn't disappoint this time trying her best to make things work for her son. She is an expert matchmaker after all. But the one that stole the show was Zanipolo. LOL When Carolyn thinks he's the gay one he goes through a whole identity crisis to prove to her that she's not.

I do feel like we could've used at least an epilogue. The explanation of what they are and all that comes late in the book and I feel that part was rushed and couldn't really find her quick acceptance believable. But then again, she had already been experiencing Christian's skills, blacking out after sex, the sex dreams, and of course Christian's ummmm cucumber was it?

May 03, Cindy rated it it was amazing. Oh Lynsay, my darling Lynsay And once again you have proved that belief I have in you is so very well placed. When she meets soon to be divorced Carolyn Connor, a beautiful 40 something woman, trying to relax after mental abuse from her idiot ex. She wants to lounge around on the Oh Lynsay, my darling Lynsay