Jumbo Jokes: A Collection of Elephant Jokes

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

How do you know if there's an elephant in your bed? By the "E" on his pyjamas. How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and wait till autumn. Nothing he just let out a little wine. What do you call a dead elephant? Anything you like he can't hear you!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new one. Why did the elephant tie a knot in his trunk? S o he wouldn't forget. What should you do if an elephant charges? What's big, grey, heavy and has 16 wheels?

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An elephant on roller skates! W hat's the biggest ant in the world? Why did the elephant paint himself in rainbow colours. When do elephants have 8 feet? When there are two of them. Which takes less time to get ready for a trip, a rooster or an elephant? How do elephants dive into the swimming pool?

Which side of an elephant has the most skin? What do you get if you cross an elephant and a mouse? Huge holes in the skirting board.

Because they can't get the wrappers off! How do you know when an elephant is about to charge? He takes out his credit cards.

How many giraffes can you fit into a car? Four, two in the front and two in the back. Gruner however disagrees with Oring about the chronological topicality of the elephant joke and its relation to social upheavals, arguing from personal experience of "one of the best motion picture sight gags in history", where Jimmy Durante in the movie Billy Rose's Jumbo is attempting to sneak an elephant unseen through a circus.

Upon coming around a tent and being faced with a crowd of people and a policeman who demands "Where do you think you are you going with that elephant? A turnabout to the Blind men and an elephant cited below is the joke about the 4 blind elephants who felt a human.

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