Snow White & The 7 Kinky Boys

Dwarfs are involved, but don't expect whistling while they work; a prince will show up, but he'll be an unorthodox royal, in service to a twist ending. The glamorously evil Encarna Maribel Verdu is the film's cruel stepmother, keeping an iron grip on authority at her weak husband's Spanish estate. Brimming over with sadism and the occasional touch of kink, Blancanieves piles on the pathology that's the birthright of any fairy tale worth its salt.

Yet it's still a tale of lost innocence, and Berger keeps faith with a prototype revered by the Disneys and the Grimms alike: Blancanieves gets a lot of help on her journey through life, but her salvation, such as it is, will turn out to be the twin performance arts she inherited from her parents. And so it should be. I'm fond of the helpers, but a girl has got to be able to look after herself. If this Snow White becomes a superstar in her own right, it's because she followed Dad's advice and learned never to take her eyes off the bull. Accessibility links Skip to main content Keyboard shortcuts for audio player.

It's a kinky, dark-edged, bravura journey to cinema's distant early days. Know the difference between abuse and affection. Dont ruin the story for kids. So, if Snow White is so problematic, does that mean The Matrix is also problematic? I don't recall Neo consenting in this epic scene. But a Kiss is the problem? I think we have gone from not so sensitive to crazy over sensitive! Miley Hints at Liam's Bedroom Prowess.

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The Young and the Restless Spoilers: I am their prey, their prize, to do with as they please. In our Fairytales, there is danger in the shadows, the beasts bite and no Heroine is truly safe. If dark tales of danger, forced attraction and multiple partners offend you then please do not purchase. Kindle Edition , pages. Published March 13th first published March 4th To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. To ask other readers questions about Snow and the Seven Huntsmen , please sign up. Hi can anyone tell me how many pages this has please? Zoe Blake It is print pages and I believe around as an ebook.

Snow and the Seven Huntsmen

Where can I find this book? I looked on Amazon and it comes up by another name Jessica Satin. Zoe Blake Our book will be available for preorder on March 3rd and officially releases on March 13th.

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It will be available on Amazon and thru Kindle Unlimited. See 2 questions about Snow and the Seven Huntsmen…. Lists with This Book. This book is not yet featured on Listopia. Mar 04, Bex Beckie Bookworm rated it liked it Shelves: It's fun filthy reverse harem smut. Heavy on the dub-con and I mean heavy it leans more towards Non-con if I'm being honest. But with snow being a lot of a masochist, well it's not long before she's playing along. Girls like the energiser bunny, it's tiring just trying to keep up with her. That girl just keeps on going and going!!!!

So if you looking for high brow storylines this isn't the tale for you. The title here says it all This is a very dark alternative to the tale of snow white. But instead of Seven Dwarves, here we have seven kinky huntsmen who want in Snows pants. This isn't angsty it's basically snow getting down and jiggy with her boys. Its written all from Snows POV. I would have liked to maybe see inside some of the Huntsmen Heads as well, as they did come across as very domineering with little kindness and warmth from the majority of them. Having that window, maybe I could have connected with them a bit more.

There's a loose backstory here about the evil queen coming after her, but that's all it is in the background. I did enjoy "Snow And The Seven Huntsmen", this was basically a bit of kinky fun that hits that sweet spot. It's a well written, raw, filthy, fantasy. All opinions expressed are entirely my own. Reviewed By Beckie Bookworm. View all 4 comments. Although not as much as I thought I would.

It was a bit Whatever you do don't go into this one thinking you are going to get unicorn farting rainbows. Be that as it may, it was still a very good read. The writing was fabulous. The pace was perfect. The plot was engaging and kept me turning the pages. It was a fairly quick read that only took me a couple hours to finish.

It's told all from Snow's POV. I kind of wish we would have gotten POV scenes from the huntsmen. Especially because they are just SO harsh in their treatment of Snow. It was hard to believe at times they had any real feelings for her. Last, it was all wrapped up in a sweet if a little rushed ending.

Like I mentioned above I think it would have been helpful had we gotten some POV from at least a few of them. The book is fairly short and there are seven heroes so inevitably they all sort of felt a little underdeveloped to me. There was basically only one that I felt had any warmth to him. Most of them just came across majorly rapey and violent. That said, they did grow on me by the end.

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I don't know what to say about her either. This poor girl got worked over A LOT. I think if I had been her I probably would have shanked them all in their sleep. But girl had a hidden masochistic side. So it was ALL good on her end eventually. The entire book is just Snow and her seven Hunstmen. A lot of rough sex. The kinky reader in me was pretty disappointed by that. Let us be honest here this was basically just smut. Sex was the name of the game and the storyline with the Queen was pretty second thought.

There is a bit of pushback from Snow but to say that was angst would be a stretch. Did I totally love it? Maybe had I gotten a peek into their inner thoughts now and again it might have softened their behavior a bit. That said, no one is going to go into this one expecting an epic love story. It's dark smut and doesn't claim to be anything more. Therefore yours truly is going to give this one a solid thumbs up and I am very much looking forward to the next dirty fairytale from these authors.

View all 16 comments. It's my first book by both authors, but not my first reverse harem or dark romance by a long shot. Reverse harem and dark romance are two of my favorite sub-genres of romance, so when I saw the blurb for this book, I was beyond excited! It sounded like something I would absolutely love. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case. Snow is taken from her home by seven huntsmen tasked with killing her by the queen. The huntsmen decide to keep Snow for themselves as a sexual play thing instead. Her life has been spared, but she is still very much a prisoner. Snow tries to run away from them, but they catch her in a trap in the woods where she hangs upside down with her nightgown over her head.

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The first thing they do is stick their fingers in her holes while she screams and fights to get free. Pretty much every sex scene after that is rapey, too. It's dark romance, so I was prepared for that. However, the scenes weren't hot to me at all. I won't go into detail to spoil, but this one just totally missed the mark for me. When you couple that with a barely there plot, a ridiculously weak heroine, and virtually no romance, I just couldn't enjoy the book.

I'm giving it a 2, because I like the idea behind the story. I think it had great potential to be scorching hot and entertaining. The writing wasn't bad either. I just didn't enjoy the content. For that reason, I would still try something else by these authors in the future. Despite this one not being for me, I recommend you give Snow and the Seven Huntsmen a try if the blurb interests you, and judge for yourself.

View all 13 comments. Mar 14, Philomena Callan Cheekypee rated it it was amazing Shelves: Snow is taken by seven huntsmen. They take her home and set her housework to do.

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When she misbehaves each huntsman gets to punish her. This is a well told naughty spin on the classic story Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. I thought it was a great dirty, naughty quick read. Mar 14, Fatimama rated it did not like it. The sex just really sounded painful to me. Sep 01, Coco. V marked it as to-read Shelves: If you are looking for a quick, dark, smutty read then look no further. This book is not realistic in any way so just get ready to read for fun. Snow has spent the last few years living in solitude after she was banished by her stepmother after her father's death.

One day she gets kidnapped by seven huntsmen. Seven rough, burly men who all happen to live together in the same house. Well you can imagine what happens n 3. Well you can imagine what happens next. I tried really hard to rate this book on the quality of the writing and storyline and not my feelings towards non-consensual sex which is a running theme.

I just could not enjoy that aspect of the book. However, Snow eventually seems to like it as she seems to have that fetish. Of course she gets to experience all seven men but for the love of me I can't remember any of them or their names. It was a lot of men to get to know in such a short book. In the end, they all fall in love. Snow is happy not to be in solitude anymore.

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She has seven men that love and take care of her. Yes, they even cook for her and buy her clothes. There were some moments of sweetness in the the midst of the smut. If you love dark, smutty romance then give this one a try. There are time when fairy tales retold are marketed as "erotica" and my hopes are brought up Then when I read the story, it's just meh. I guess this is because my comparison is usually against the Beauty Trilogy by Anne Rice. It is pretty difficult to top that one in my book.

Fortunately, Ms Blake does a lovely job of achieving the dark erotica with this fairy tale retold. Snow White's tale of how she became an outcast is nicely condensed with a bi There are time when fairy tales retold are marketed as "erotica" and my hopes are brought up Snow White's tale of how she became an outcast is nicely condensed with a bit of a modern twist.

The focus is not so much on the Evil Queen but on Snow's time with the seven huntsmen. Snow only knows that her time to live is quickly running out, with her stepmother painting her as unstable. With no where to turn and locked away, Snow is stuck in limbo. This is until men burst into her prison, abduct her and then force her to be their sexual slave. Full disclosure, I like dub con and non-con kink. Is this how real life BDSM should be? No, of course not. This is a dark erotic fantasy and it is delicious.

Snow may be a bit of a prude and she does come off as a princess which is not a compliment.