GOD googled Me

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She indexes over 9. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.

Google is everywhere at once Omnipresent. Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth.

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With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them.

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As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.

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Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever. It won the round by just a fraction of a point in Wuzhen, China, but the win was enough to leave its grandmaster opponent impressed and thoroughly confounded by the result. Last year, after Google's AlphaGo dispatched human grandmaster Lee Sedol in the notoriously complex board game for the first time, year-old Ke Jie expressed confidence that he wouldn't share the same fate, according to The New York Times.

After all, Ke had defeated Lee several times himself. His statement feels rather apt considering that, like a god, AlphaGo is its own greatest instructor. This type of self-learning program is known as a neural network, and it's based on theories of how the human brain works.

The first tries to figure out the best move to play each turn, and the second evaluates who is winning the match overall. Also like a god, AlphaGo has been demonstrating its influence far and wide among the game's top players — including Ke, who Wired notes adopted some tactics from AlphaGo.

The program played many of the world's top players under the pseudonym "Master" in online matches earlier this year, according to the magazine, and its unorthodox playing style affected Ke's. In a blog post last year , DeepMind CEO and co-founder Demis Hassabis explained what attracted his lab to the ancient game of Go, which has been around since at least the days of Confucius:. There are 1,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, possible positions — that's more than the number of atoms in the universe, and more than a googol times larger than chess.

It doesn't hurt that the game originated — and remains very popular — in China, with which Google has a fraught relationship.