Crazy Tom (German Edition)

This theory takes the cynical viewpoint that he is simply wooing Taylor with his adorable British accent and striking jawline in order to lift his own star power, only to toss her to the side once he becomes more famous. Hey, we didn't say this one would give you butterflies. Tom went to Cambridge and the Royal Academy of the Dramatic Arts—those aren't exactly the credentials of someone aiming to be on the front page of TMZ every day.

And isn't Taylor supposed to be the one gaining from all of her relationships, and not the other way around? Would you believe if someone told you that Taylor Swift is just dying to be the next Bond girl, and that the best way she sees fit to make that dream come true is to cozy up to a rumored Bond casting possibility in hopes that the nepotism would get her the job should he actually be put in the movie? Let's journey back to the first Monday in May. Taylor Swift and one Idris Elba were co-chairs of the event, which just so happens to be the serendipitous occasion of Hiddleswift's first sparks.

Now, legend has it that Elba is also up for the part of James Bond. If one were to attempt to dethrone Mr. Hiddleston from the running, one may want to ensure that he finds himself swept up in a raucous media circus. After all, it's clear that being Bond requires a little bit of mystery and a whole lot of class, two things that get proportionally lowered when you're chased by paparazzi and traveling on private jets.

So, this theory goes as follows: Idris Elba actually introduced Taylor and Tom at the Met Gala, in hopes that they would hit it off, act completely gauche, and ruin Tom's chances of the big role. This would make Taylor and Tom but innocent players in his evil master plot.

Of course you don't, because all anybody was talking about that day was The Kiss. For review purposes, the interview centered around the T. In the story, Kardashian claims that not only did Tay agree to the lyric beforehand, but she agreed to bait the paparazzi about the fake feud and the Kardashian-Wests even have an audio recording of said agreement.

Whether or not this is true, that allegation is damning. So what's a girl to do?

Create a diversion, duh. We're not going to pick sides in the Tay-versus-Ye duel because it is fraught with emotion, but we will say that celebrities have been distracting the world with alternate stories for years.

And yes, we know that is purposefully vague, but deal with it. We don't want to get swept up in the Illuminati, people. Taylor Swift's 4th of July Party.

• Tom Lehrer;
• The good die young.
• Breakout role in 'Crazy' (2000).
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