STRAYED My Katt Williams Experience
Other Books, Comics, Magazines Non-Sport Trading Cards Other Collectable Items Collectible Card Games Science Fiction Collectables 2. Format see all Format. All listings filter applied. Condition see all Condition. Spank it, you Jim Gaffigan rip-off! I'm gonna give you some balls before you leave here. Okay, that didn't feel good. So, where to now? What are you talking about, "liked that"?
She yelled at me. Where the fuck are you from? I mean, I can't believe it. You never been to a legs and eggs before. I'm a bad friend, Artie. I should be with my friend today. I'll go to the baptism with you. You want to go to a baptism? I work 45 minutes a night. I got tons of hours to kill during the day. Good to see you, buddy. Are you going for the breakfast? It's the best time to come. Always come before noon. You really fucking drive down prices before noon. We're on our way to a baptism. Pray for me, will ya? Is there air conditioning under that tent?
It's like a wedding. You might get something out of it, you know? I'm beginning to feel like I'm on the opposing team's court. When do they bring out the Nikes and Kool-Aid? These are good people. They'll be very nice to you. Just try to blend in. I'm so glad you could make it. We love that movie. We rent a movie every Friday. Can I hold her? I'm so happy for you. It's been an eventful year. I just think this is a really good time to hit reset and just rededicate myself to the Lord.
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All right, just Just behind behind her head. You always want the butt. The butt and the head. Okay, all right, Peter. Okay, look at that. Nice to see you. Thanks again for coming. Just, you know, you hear things. I don't know what people have been saying, but Hey, that's that's fine.
We don't have to talk about it. I just wanted to bring you in and offer you some support, and I'd love to lift you up in prayer, if that's okay. That that would be great. So Heavenly Father, we want to thank you for this glorious day and this opportunity to sit down with our brother Peter and help him through this trying and wicked, debaucherous time. You are with us especially when we need you the most. I I'm not begging on the streets. You were wearing ragged clothes, and - No. I I'm doing stand-up. I'm handing out flyers. Okay, Adam Johnson, he reads the police blotter, and he told me that there was a fire at your house, and you fled the scene.
You burnt down a garage.
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I didn't Okay, no. That's That's another misunderstanding. There there wa I had a garage sale, Jess and I, and there was a fire, but I didn't flee the scene. I left with some things Okay. Are you doing drugs? Am I No, I'm not doing drugs. Okay, Stacey Chase said she saw you tweet about having the munchies. I smoked some pot, yeah. Can we I wanna get back out, so - Okay, let's just finish this up then. Pete's marriage has fallen apart. Oh, sorry, I thought you were gonna stop me again. That one's correct, yes. Lord, forgive Peter for forcing his wife into the arms of another man.
Is it true that you walked in on her with two men? Can you wrap it up? I I have to say it. You know, Jess is here today. Nice to meet ya. You with anybody or hanging out? Oh, just hanging out. Hey, uh how does this work? I thought they only baptized babies. We prefer it when people can make their own big decisions, - so we do it with adults - Uh-huh.
Good guy, John the Baptist. Not a lot of career options with that name, John the Baptist. It's like my cousin, Joe the Foot. I'm gonna go sit down. So, I'll see you later then for sure, right? This is free, I hope. Sorry, I I wasn't expecting to see you. Well, no, I'm here to support Ellen. I thought you hated Ellen. I mean, I kinda do, but she invited me, so I'm here for Steve. He's - It's - What? I thought it was this whole other thing, and then he said he was leaving his wife, but he was still with her, so Are they Are they still together?
Then she called and threatened me, so she has my number, which has been really fun. I've spent a lot of the past week fantasizing about you guys breaking up, but now I just feel terrible for you. I was so worried about you this whole time, and it seems like you're doing better than all of us. It's not exactly what I thought out there, you know? Before we begin today's journey, I want to invite all of you to a game of TAG. I want everyone to take a walk and clear your minds, open your hearts to what's about to happen. So, I'll see you all in a few minutes Please return at the sound of the triangle.
I I don't wanna be alone with God, you know?
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It gets in my head, and then I go to a bad place. I I need to smoke. I need a smoke. Do you, uh, do you mind if I walk with you? Time alone with God, right?
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Yeah, I feel like a tourist. Like, this used to be our life, you know. I'm sorry, I feel like I need to do this alone. No, I just I have a lot to think about. You know, being back here and seeing all these people just reminds me of what I used to have and what I want. Not a big woods guy, so thank you. These things are valuable here. Oh, that feels good. The cigarette after lunch is like one of the 40 best cigarettes of the day. Time alone with God? Staring into leaves and shit, all this spirituality.
I mean You want to know how I'm buying into all this? You seem like a reasonable person. A genius for being agreeable. Junkyard crucifixes, voluptuous discards. Space for knickknacks, and for Alaska. Evidence to hang me, or to beautify. Clues that lead nowhere, that never connected anyway. Deliberate obfuscation, the kind that takes genius. Mornings that yawn above a new grave. I want to write inevitable poems — to write the things I will write, given who I am. My impulse was to say that it is the society which the artist feels to be rebelling.
I feel that I am a Greek chorus — speaking deliberately and measuredly the central truths of things, while all around me people — bankers, generals, kings, my children, everyone — all speak the wildest kind of impulsive, mistake things. Back in school, from the first when I began to try to write things, I felt this richness. One thing would lead to another; the world would give and give. Now, after twenty years or so of trying, I live by that certain richness, an idea hard to pin down, difficult to say, and perhaps offensive to some. For there are strange implications to it.
One implication is the importance of just plain receptivity. Your exact errors make a music that nobody hears. Your straying feet find the great dance, walking alone. And you live in a world where stumbling always leads home. Caryn Mirriam-Goldberg is the Kansas Poet Laureate, a writer, teacher, and facilitator who explores how the spoken, written and sung word can help us live more vibrant lives. A registered songwriter with BMI, her poetry and prose has been published in dozens of literary journals and anthologies.
Give Caryn Mirriam-Goldberg a few key words plucked from the audience, and she can create and read out a new poem in moments. And her Transformative Language Arts program [at Goddard College] is just what the doctor ordered for a mad, mad world. She offers writing and singing retreats and performances with singer-songwriter Kelley Hunt through their business, Brave Voice. Caryn was born in Brooklyn, NY, and grew up there as well as in Manalapan, NJ until she headed west to study journalism at the University of Missouri, where she got a labor degree instead.
She continued west on I to Kansas City, then Lawrence, Kansas, where she fell in love with the land and community. Caryn received her Ph. Caryn lives in the country, just south of Lawrence, Kansas with her husband, bioregional writer Ken Lassman, Shay the dog, two intrepid cats, and young adult children who visit to the delight of all the humans and animals. Libraries throughout the Midwest; school systems throughout Kansas and Missouri; bookstores across the country. Receive a pithy newsletter each month with a writing prompt, featured writer, and news of upcoming workshops, readings, and happenings.
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