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The inventor goes on to say that it prefers the beef flavor.

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How long until it realizes fresh beef tastes better? The developer says the roach has also taken to the taste of baby food. We're not certain, but we're pretty sure that thing can take a baby in a fight. What if it does? What kind of dickhead wants this--a baby-fighting cockroach mech--to be possible? Why up the food chain status of a terrifying, hissing insect if not out of pure, simple spite of your fellow man?

We don't know the answers to these questions, but we know who does. You can ask her yourself later tonight. Just listen for the beeping. The Breast Massager Robot is meant to finally replace the need for human labor in the stark, hellish field of boob fondling. No more tragic groping fatalities--the breast-massaging robot is here! The robot is meant to help stimulate breast growth in developing teenagers, relieve pain from sore pectoral muscles, and generally to relax stressed-out tits. The inventor also states that the breast massaging robot will help to "improve the quality of women's sex activities," a statement which makes fucking sound more like sex-bingo and genital arts and crafts.

Finally, the robot proposes to assist "women who want pretty breasts. If you thought it was bad losing production and assembly jobs to robots, wait until second base is outsourced to the machines. The idea that constant breast massaging stimulates growth in teenage girls is a brilliant falsehood to spread, and one we would've given anything to have thought of back in those lonely summer camp days. Unfortunately the progenitor of this beautiful, beautiful lie also has a fictional solution--one that takes that breast of hope directly out of the awkward, desperate grip of the horny teenagers it benefits--and replaces it instead with a steel bra welded to some car wash fronds and model train motors.

If the robot was designed for complete sexual gratification, that would be one thing--that's just another sex toy. But the robot is designed only to take boobs away from men and hand them over to science. We suppose science can use all the breasts it can get, but really, does science have to be such a dick about it? This is no more than pure, old school cock-blocking, and that's the biggest dick move of all. Facebook isn't the only tech giant that rewards our trust with reckless abandon.

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Add me to the weekly newsletter. Add me to the daily newsletter. Link Existing Cracked Account. Use My Facebook Avatar. Though harmless as a villain and forgettable as a friend, Metalhead turned out to be a pretty valuable asset to the turtles later on when he gave them someone to defeat in Konami?

Some Godzilla haters built a machine covered with a fake skin, which melted during his first altercation with the true king of the monsters to reveal a pretty snazzy robot. Despite the fact that the original mechzilla was pretty useless in a fight, the United Nations Godzilla Countermeasures Center was inspired enough to build their own version from the salvaged remains of a destroyed Mecha-King Ghidorah. If only the real UN would do the same? An evil robot version of a robot! Forget what you thought you knew about the first 20 or so versions of this Decepticon, because according to the most recent Transformers toy lines, Scourge is an evil Optimus Prime.

What turned him evil? Well, one version says Scourge was a truck just like Optimus, only his tanker contained rocket fuel. Given the amazingly wasteful nature of this fossil fuel, no wonder this robot in disguise went bad. Propel shuttles into space, will you?

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KARR is pretty awesome for a number of reasons. Reason number one being he was voiced by Peter? Cullen in his first appearance. Throw in some casual swearing, a manipulative personality and a murderous streak and a true bastard of a car is born.

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