Knock Knock... Whos Joking?

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Kiss me, my sweet prince. Claire this hallway for delivery. Is your daughter home? Stop crying you little baby! I know a great knock-knock joke.

I scream tastes cool on a hot day. Value be my Valentine? Madam foot got caught in the door!

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Iran over here to tell you this! Orange you going to answer the door? I miss you too. Sounds like your coming down with a cold. Old lady Old lady who? A little girl who? Banana split so ice creamed! Butch, Jimmy, and Joe.

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Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? Gorilla me a hamburger. Waiter I get my hands on you! Dewey have to use a condom? The guy who finished second.

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A little old lady who? All this time, I had no idea you could yodel. Robin you , now hand over the cash.

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I smell mop who? I eat mop who? Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions? Candice door open, or what? The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!

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The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname "Noah who? As shown below, knock-knock jokes can take the form of simple puns on the name given 1 , jokes specifically involving the door-knocking scenario 2 , puns on the "who? Doris open, so I thought I'd drop by. A possible source of the joke is William Shakespeare's Macbeth ; first performed in In Act 2, Scene 3 the porter is very hungover from the previous night.

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During his monologue he uses a variation of the joke as a refrain while he is speaking:. Who's there, i' the name of Beelzebub? Here's a farmer, that hanged himself on the expectation of plenty: Who's there, in the other devil's name? Faith, here's an equivocator, that could swear in both the scales against either scale; who committed treason enough for God's sake, yet could not equivocate to heaven: