Alices Sexual Discovery in a Wonderful Land (Fairy Tale Erotica) (Alices Erotic Adventures Book 1)

As a result, in this erotic version, she ends up traveling from character to character having sexual encounters with each one. If you prefer erotic romance, I'm afraid you'll be greatly disappointed. But if you're looking for a fun frolic in Alice's wonderland with many of the familiar characters, this will be just your cup of tea! The writing is occasionally a bit awkward. And, like I said the sex occasionally is just silly, especially the teapot scene. But despite that I really enjoyed it. With those caveats, you might enjoy this novella. Mar 06, Ashten4Real rated it liked it Shelves: This book was a first for me.

It was interesting, but not mind blowing. I may continue the series Not too sure though. Dec 01, Louisa Keron rated it liked it.

Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland

With the costumes, illustrations and porno versions, erotica parodies are just another form of art. The plot is as elaborate as many porn plots are. Young Alice has a crush on the dreamy gardener Jack. However, her inexperience with sex might stop them from becoming a couple. When Alice fails to cum after masturbating, her dreams crumble. Her desperation to be able to cum and please Jack leads her to Wonderful Land where she meets people and has sex with them, desperately trying to get an orgasm with each encounter. Of course, Adams uses key elements of the original story.

She turns small and big, deals with the Red Queen, and meets an erotica version of most characters. I hate to admit it, but the fairy tale component works. Adams displayed childhood innocence discovering sex in a way that actually makes sense. The juxtapositions remind me of the awkward instances when I discovered the many forms of sexuality.

However, using a childlike protagonist in an erotica can be a problem. Alice just acted too much like a twelve year old for my liking. Her naivety and sudden righteousness when she was the only one that knew what sex was in the Wonderful land reminded me of my younger cousins. I had to remind myself that she was a College student and it was uncomfortable at times. Even her constantly changing opinion was a tad immature. Keep in mind that this is after she has forms of sex with other strangers moments after meeting them.

The sex scenes were either a hit or miss. If you can think about a threesome where a girl is also being fucked by a teapot without laughing or having to take a double take, you will enjoy most of the scenes. Originally I was going to give the book 6,9 to match the crude humor, but then Adams carelessly included rape and abuse. Read more at https: May 24, C.

Foxwell rated it really liked it. Original article at my blog, CD Foxwell's Erotic Den of Erotica This erotic fiction reviewing lark has been something of a voyage of discovery. I have already enjoyed a story about a gangbang far more than I thought I would, but even up until very recently I didn't think I would be reading something called 'Fairy Tale Erotica'.

I'll be honest, I didn't even know such a sub-genre existed. But if you're going to dive in to the great big jacuzzi of erotica, you have to go naked, lubed-up and open-mi Original article at my blog, CD Foxwell's Erotic Den of Erotica This erotic fiction reviewing lark has been something of a voyage of discovery. But if you're going to dive in to the great big jacuzzi of erotica, you have to go naked, lubed-up and open-minded, so here I am, having just finished one of the most bizarre things I've ever read. And I've read Dr Seuss and everything.

In filmic terms, this book is what you might expect if David Cronenberg, David Lynch, Tim Burton and Tinto Brass were locked in a room together for too long with only a Lewis Carroll paperback and some hallucinogenics for company. We join Alice in her late teens. She has well and truly discovered her sexuality and finds herself lusting after a sexy gardener.

There are two problems: Before long, Alice finds herself in Liz Adams' outrageous version of Wonderland. If you thought Carroll's version was odd, you need to read this. It is unlike anything else I've ever read: Alice opens herself to the fingers of curious males who think her love juice is an elixir; Alice swims in her own cum; Alice is licked out by a human caterpillar; Alice plays penis croquet; Alice instigates a four-car sex train that features the Hatter, the Hare and a teapot.

Alice is almost constantly wet, always rocking on the edge of an orgasm, her skirt up and down like a possessed yo-yo, desperate to devour just about every male being she sees. But will all this lust help in her desperate pursuit of Jack the Gardener? This story is a triumph of imagination, a bizarre yet forensic investigation of one young woman's sexual insecurities, set in an innocent land that is nevertheless teeming with sex and sexual tension, whether the characters recognise it or not. In all those senses it is wonderful. But - and the argument as to whether this is important or not is for another time - did it turn me on?

The answer is no. Whether that's to do with a discomfort in sexualising a character from my childhood; or because sometimes the descriptions of the sex scenes were difficult to follow; or because the erotic segments were too raucous and weird to be 'sexy', I'm not quite sure. You may feel differently. Suck it and see, as this Alice might have said. Dec 22, Brandi rated it really liked it.

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And just as stated in the description it is not an erotic romance. Alice has always had a crush on their gardener Jack, but her lack of sexual experience and belief something is wrong with her is holding her back from pursuing this hunky piece of man meat. All of this is about to change once Alice finds herself falling. As Alice does in all of her fairytale versions she falls down the rabbit hole into a land of disbelief and discovery.

This rabbit hole just happens to lead to a land of sexual mystery, delight, and bunches and bunches of dirty sex. Liz Adams takes readers on a voyage of pure sex Mirroring the most famous scenes from this beloved fairytale, Alice is morphed into a woman on a sexual journey and she is taking this wonderful land by the balls. Half of the time I was like "hmm that's kinda hot" and the other half I was left wondering "hmm now how did that get over there and how are those pieces fitting together"? If you are looking for a sweet yet erotic romance with a virgin's discovery of her inner sex goddess with a lovable man whore However, if you are tired of the "norm" and don't mind page after page of weird yet kinda hot and horny sex, by all means pick this book up.

Was this book my type? Honestly, I don't think I'm to that open or weird of a sex tale yet. Was it interesting, out of the bubble, and enjoyable in an uncomfortable way? Do I think Liz Adams meant for readers to be turned on and uncomfortable at the same time? Jan 07, Crystal rated it really liked it Shelves: Wow, what an amazing twist to the alice and wonderland story.

Liz Adams defiantly takes you on a journey down the rabbit whole of bliss. Alice was a hoot, there were parts in this book that made me giggle inside really.

As soon as you begin reading the book the action starts and just when you think the smoke is going to simmer the flames ignite again. Alice needed to find herself, discover her worth and pleasure and what better way to do that than with a bunch of hunks in the wonderful My Rant: Alice needed to find herself, discover her worth and pleasure and what better way to do that than with a bunch of hunks in the wonderful land.

The studs in this book come in all shapes and sizes lol, but that is what makes the story uniquely fascinating. The authors writing style was smooth and erotically edgy. She takes you on this journey with Alice and you begin to feel connected with her while being a visual viewer from the outside.

The story wheels you in and before you know it your breezing right through the story. The ending is what floored me because it was definitely swoon worthy. Jack was everything you could want in a man. Just thinking about Jack gave me goose bumps. I am adding Liz Adams to my favorite authors list just because she had the courage to take such a simple fairytale and make into an erotica tale that we adults could enjoy and devour. I rated this book 4 out of 5 Purple Rant Heart and would recommend this book to anyone that enjoys a good erotic story. I received this book for free from the author, editor, publisher, or Promo Host.

This is my honest opinion about this book and I did not receive any monetary compensation for writing this review nor was I obligated to write a positive one. Over 16's if mature. I reread but still love this erotic story, based upon the children's timeless classic Alice in Wonderland. This however, is very much the adult version, a very erotic and unique uptake on Alice's Sexual Discovery in Wonderland.

Meet characters, familiar yet so very different, from Rabbit to the Queen of Hearts Then the never to be forgotten Mad Hatter's Party but it is a teapot of a very strange and erotic kind. I loved Liz A I reread but still love this erotic story, based upon the children's timeless classic Alice in Wonderland. I loved Liz Adams story, her very adult rhymes and it brings a new concept to Eat me, Drink me. All wrapped up is Alice and her striving to achieve an orgasm, but in a hint of bizarre romance of will it or won't it be a HEA? Because of it's cleverly imaginative and very unusual, it appealed to me a lot and I considered it for 4 and 5 star but for me it just hits the 5 star level.

Have read Liz's other erotic fairytales on the base of this one, but so far this to me is the best, though her version of Goldilocks is well worth a read too. May 07, Charity rated it really liked it Shelves: My expectation is what is giving this book the lower rating for me. I was thinking sex with all characters. The majority is just touching and petting and learning, and one good sex scene in Wonderland. This book is insanely creative…. I was literally in awe of the imagination it took to write this.

I must admit I dislike Alice very much. Her internal My rating 3. Her internal dialog was irritatingly repetitive. I found myself in several places just skimming along waiting for something else to happen. I did really like that it followed the story of Alice in Wonderland very well with order and character, but was still original and creative. Feb 14, Sarah Crawford rated it liked it. This is basically a romance. Alice is going to college and has a major crush on Jack the Gardner who she has known since she was Her personal problem is that she is unable to orgasm.

A friend of hers tries to help out but it doesn't work. Then Alice falls down a rabbit hole.

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One of the paintings ends up fondling her on the way down. Once past the door area she sees a hanged man ala the Tarot hanged man and she finds out a way to grow larger. She finds out that characters in Wonderland seem This is basically a romance. She finds out that characters in Wonderland seem to take metaphors rather literally. There's some strange things that go on with starfish, a rather wild tea party and then some upsetting news about the Red Queen that explains a lot of her behavior.

The croquet game is rather interesting along with how Alice helps out the Queen. The ending is quite tasteful and romantic. Aug 31, Jessica Jordan rated it it was amazing. This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. To view it, click here. The author took the original story and wove erotic elements into it and did a very good job. There were little twists here and there that I would not have thought to think of and more than once I thought about how cool it was.

Like the part where Alice gets swept away by a flood in Lewis Carroll's version has a whole new take on it in this version. I also like how Alice never has vaginal sex with any other guy in the book but instead waits to have that with Jack, her true love. I think that even the language and 'voice' of the book stayed true to the way Alice or any of the other characters would have said or phrased something. Mar 14, The Neighbor rated it it was ok Shelves: I'm so glad that this one was free.

I really didn't expect much plot from an Erotica book, but I had kinda hoped to see how Liz Adams would work Alice through "Wonderful Land". I will give her props for sticking to the original book of Alice in Wonderland and not twisting it together with Through the Looking Glass like so many of the movies, but I can't put my finger on it, but it was just missing something. I will admit that towa I'm so glad that this one was free.

I will admit that toward the end I was pretty much just turning pages to see how it ended. Apparently there are more books in these Fairy Tale settings, but I have to admit, unless they are free, and possibly not even then, would I really be tempted to pick it up and read them. It's a good idea, good setting, but it was just lacking Dec 27, May Mcqueen rated it it was amazing. I have little knowledge of Lois Carroll's Alice in Wonderland, but from what I do know, I can say Liz aimed, fired, and hit it on the head.

This story certainly is wild and wacky in a way only erotic spins off of fairy tales can be, but where it comes off as silly and cheesy, it also delivers in erotic. I tend to think of myself as a person striving for high quality, and "Alice's Sexual Discovery in a Wonderful Land" would not be my typical cup of tea. But Liz Adams has such a fantastic method and rhythm that I undoubtedly found myself thinking, "Oh, that's actually really hot.

I would definitely recommend this if you want a giggle and a pleasant surprise. Dec 27, carol rated it it was amazing Recommends it for: I loved this erotic story, based upon the children's timeless classic Alice in Wonderland. Meet characters, familiar yet so very different, from Rabbit to the Queen of Hearts and a never to be forgotten Mad Hatter's Party but it is teapot of a very strange and erotic kind. All wrapp I loved this erotic story, based upon the children's timeless classic Alice in Wonderland.

All wrapped up is Alice in a romance of will it or won't it be a HEA? Have been to get Liz's other two erotic fairytales on the base of this one. Jun 24, Pam K. Wow, what more can be said? One sexual experience after another. But then she follows a very special white rabbit to places beyond her wildest erotica imagination. From escapades in a sexual Wonderland, to some hot encounters through the Looking Glass, and on to the infamous Hellfire Club, this isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading.

This adults-only story is for those with sinful desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. The bestselling erotica trilogy is now compiled into a single, full-length novel, for only the most adventurous readers. I t's not easy being a princess in a fairytale.

Especially when everyone you meet is so incredibly horny. When unhappy Jezebel is rescued from a terrible blind date by a cute waiter with magic beans, she thinks she must be dreaming. But once she's in a land filled with mythical beings, hot and eager suitors, and more orgasms than she's able to handle, Jezzy learns the true meaning of "happy ending. T he only thing worse than a sexy ex-boyfriend is a sexy ex-boyfriend who became hugely successful. After breaking up with her slacker boyfriend, Jezebel starts her own matchmaking service, guaranteed to find anyone's perfect sexual partner.

But when her first big client turns out to be her ex who somehow shed his lack of ambition and became a billionaire , Jezzy will have to put aside their history in order to find him a wife. But will old feelings get in the way? O n the day before her gigantic Fairytaleland wedding to billionaire Jack Horner, Jezebel is confused.



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Tormented by feelings of doubt and drooping self-esteem, she goes to the infamous Hellfire Club Spa for relaxation, and hopefully transformation. But can she learn to like herself again before saying "I do"? J ezebel is searching for sexual fulfillment, and a soulmate so she can live happily ever after. Her quest leads her up a beanstalk to a fairy tale land where her wildest, kinkiest fantasies come true.

Alice's Sexual Discovery in a Wonderful Land by Liz Adams

From the debauchery and danger of the Ghastlibad Forest, to finding the perfect partner for her billionaire ex-boyfriend, to induging in her darkest desires the night before her wedding, Jezebel embarks on a journey of discovery that's nothing like the Mother Goose you grew up with. I n the future, some people are still prudes But Fanny and Peter, instructors at the Siemann Sex Institute, are doing all they can to make sure everyone can enjoy a healthy, prosperous sex life.

Even if that means kidnapping clueless men to teach them how to please a woman, giving BDSM lessons, and creating group sex instructional videos. But when a gorgeous, naive blond with sexual super powers arrives at the institute, everything Fanny and Peter know will be exposed and turned upside down And the most prudish of all are the righteous defenders of righteousness at the Purity Foundation.

When the director sends her own daughter on an undercover mission to eliminate sexual satisfaction from earth, the only thing standing between the human race and complete and total sexual frustration are the good instructors of the Seimann Sex Institute.

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Fanny and Peter, along with new instructors Chastity and Milo, have devoted their lives to ensuring everyone can enjoy a healthy, prosperous sex life. But they will have to use every tool and technique in their arsenal if they are to overcome this new threat, because the Purity Foundation isn't going down C arla thought she had it all together. She never expected to fall for someone half her age. Especially Jake, an escort who specialized in very kinky sex. But Carla was curious.