Ill Be Here In The Morning (The Professors Riddle Book 1)

As you might expect, the key won't open the door if its shape won't let it pass through the keyhole. Use your stylus to fit keys to the lock. Examine each key carefully and use the stylus to move the keys and find the one that fits into the lock. With its windows opening out into thin air eight stories up and its door securely bolted, you might think that this room is inaccessible from the outside. However, a single unusual detail reveals the truth of what went on here.

Your job is to look around the room by tapping the arrows and find this detail. Once you've got it, circle the area with your stylus and choose Submit to give your answer. Make sure to circle only one object when you answer. Luke's belongings are all over the place and need to be packed away in his trunk. Use your stylus to move individual objects into the trunk, and make sure that none of them overlap. When you think everything has been placed neatly into the trunk, tap Submit.

Now here's a tasty puzzle for you. Your task is to take that big stack of pancakes on the left plate and move them to the plate on the far right. In doing so, however, you need to follow these rules:. Feel free to shift things around as much as you like and to use the middle plate in completing the puzzle. Four couples sit elbow-to-elbow in a crowded dining car.

All diners are sitting next to or across from their partners. Using the information above, can you determine where Mrs. Circle her and touch Submit.

You put in quite an order there. I'll clean my plate and still have room for more! Below you can see all the items Luke and Professor Layton ordered, as well as the price of each item. Touch the price for each of the items that are part of Luke's order. The owner of a four-star restaurant assigns a young waiter the task of stacking glasses in a decorative way. Eager to please, the young waiter immediately draws five seperate designs and shows them to the owner. The owner takes one glance at the designs and, with a look of irritation, turns to the boy and cries, "This design is preposterous!

What were you thinking? The drawing below is made up of curved lines that intersect to create sections. If you want to color in the entire canvas so that no section touches the side of a section with the same color, what's the fewest number of colors you can use? You can use a color as many times as you want as long as it doesn't touch any area with the same color.

Once you have your answer, tap the Input Answer icon and enter the number of colors. The forest below contains four different types of trees. Use your stylus to draw dividers in the forest so that you form four different sections. Each section should contain one of each type of tree, and all the trees must be connected either horizontally or vertically, but not diagonally. When you have the answer, touch Submit.

A man sitting next to you on the train shows you a picture he's drawn. Can you figure out how much of it is made up of clouds compared to the area that's made up of sky? Don't think you need to guess the answer. There's a definite method you can use to work this out. The plate in front of you bears a mark made up of two nesting equilateral triangles.

Can you puzzle out how many times bigger the large triangle is when compared to the smaller one? A preschool teacher had everyone in her class close their eyes. While none of the students were looking, she slipped caps onto their heads and then said: Whoever sees four or more people wearing red hats gets a red balloon, and whoever doesn't gets a blue balloon.

Knowing this, how many kids went home with a red balloon? Professor Layton has a feeling that Tom may not be the child we suspect him to be. Now for something on the flowery side. Of the three pictures labelled A, B and C, one is actually the same as the picture on the far left. However, the image on the far left has had its cantents flipped left to right and its colors inverted and changed to black and white. Of A, B and C, which picture is the same as the black-and-white picture on the far left?

Nusy ants work tirelessly carrying food back to their nest. One day, one such ant was returning with food when he bumped into an acquaintance in front of the nest. Don't you know that you took the longest path possible back to the nest? Think about where you're going, man! Here's a maze that's made up of shoes. You may only travel horizontally or vertically one space at a time, and you must alternate between left and right shoes every step.

Also, you may not pass through any of the walls in the maze. Sponge Where do fish keep their money? Riverbank What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal? Carpet Mary's father has 4 children; three are named Nana, Nene, and Nini. So what is the 4th child's name?

Mary What bone has a sense of humor? Humorous The more of them you take, the more you leave behind. Footsteps What is that you will break everytime you name it? Silence What has four fingers and one thumb, but is not alive? Glove What flies without wings? Time What turns everything around, but does not move? Mirror What is half of two plus two? Three What word looks the same upside down and backwards?

Swims What kind of fish chases a mouse? Catfish Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your coach. Who is asleep on your couch? Dad What's the difference between here and there? T What goes up and down without moving? Stairs Take off my skin and I won't cry, but you will, What am I? Onion What doesn't get any wetter, no matter how much rain falls on it?

Water What sits in a corner while traveling all around the world? Stamp I have a face, two arms, and two hands, yet I can not move.

I count to twelve, yet I can not speak. I can still tell you something everyday. Clock You enter a dark room. You have only one match. There is an oil lamp, a furnace, and a stove in the room. Which would you light first? Match What is round on both ends and hi in the middle? Ohio What do you call a dog that sweats so much? Hotdog What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny What rains at the north pole? Reindeer What kind of apple has a short temper? Crabapple What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium What calls for help, when written in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down? SOS What body part is pronounced as one letter but written with three, only two different letters are used?

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Pick a number between 12 and 5 Seven Feed me and I live, give me something to drink and i'll die, What am I? Fire What keeps things green and keeps kids occupied in the summertime? Sprinkler Old Mcdonald had this Farm Poorly behaved children often find themselves sitting in these Corner Brings you may flowers Showers A shower that lights up the sky Meteor Longer than a decade and shorter than a milennium Century Rolling on floor Laughing There are four of these, but everyone's favourite seems to be spades Ace Rabbits do this to carrots and Jason Mraz does this to ears Nibble These minerals are vital to your health Vitamin Commits friendly home invasions one night a year Santa claus Treats said to be based on a shephero's staff Candy cane Everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions but none of them work Hiccup Has 4 lucky leaves Shamrock One of the best things you can hope for after whacking a ball with a stick Home run They put the heat in pop tarts Toaster What has a ring, but no finger?

Telephone What has four legs, but can't walk? Table What is higher without the head, than with it? Pillow What is harder to catch the faster you run? Breath What invention lets you look right through a wall? Window What is that you will break everytime you name it? Silence What is made of wood, but can't be sawed? Sawdust What is a witch's favorite school subject?

Spelling What is an aliens favourite sport? Spaceball What is the saddest fruit? Blueberry What is black and white and read all over? Newspaper What is easy to get into, and hard to get out of? Trouble What is there more of the less you see? Darkness If two hours ago, it was as long after one o'clock in the afternoon as it was before one o'clock in the morning, what time would it be now?

Nine What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything? Shadow What types of words are these: Madam, Civic, Eye, Level?

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Palindrome When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don't have me. Secret The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. Coffin It is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. Beetle What english word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters? Queue What becomes white when it is dirty? Blackboard What word of five letters has only one left when two letters are removed?

Twenty Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards? Racecar I am lighter than air but a million men cannot lift me up, What am I? Bubble Five men were eating apples, a finished before B, but behind C. D finished before E, but behind B. What was the finishing order? David It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. Mind What has a mouth but can't chew? River A man says,"Brothers and sisters, have I none, but that man's father is my father's son. Son If it is two hours later, then it will take half as much time till it's midnight as it would be if it were an hour later.

What time is it? Nine Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. Ton What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in? Keyboard Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet, try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim. Death First you see me in the grass dressed in yellow gay; next I am in dainty white, then I fly away.

Dandelion Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Doll What lies in bed, and stands in bed, first white then red. The plumber it gets, the better the old woman likes it? Strawberry Inside a burning house, this thing is best to make. And best to make it quickly, before the fire's too much to take! Haste What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time? Memories An openended barrel, I am shaped like a hive. I am filled with the flesh, and the flesh is alive!

Thimble Violet, indigo, blue and green, yellow, orange and red; these are the colors you have seen after the storm has fled. Rainbow I was carried into a dark room, and set on fire. I wept, and then my head was cut off. Candle What does no man want, yet no man want to lose? Job This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. Waterfall Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. Time What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?

Umbrella I pass before the sun, yet make no shadow. Wind When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day. Fleas You can spin, wheel and twist, but this thing can turn without moving. Milk Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot. All is cool where it is not. Sunshine Different lights do make me strange, thus into different sizes I will change. Pupil When asked how old she was, suzie replied, "in two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago. Twelve I have two arms, but fingers none.

I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry best with my feet off the ground. Wheelbarrow What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot? Shoe What has feet and legs, and nothing else? Stockings What has no beginning, end, or middle? Doughnut What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?

Anchor You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. Bell What is that which goes with a car, comes with a car, is of no use to a car, and yet the car cannot go without it? Noise What is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brigten mom's day?

School Bus You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate? You I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. Shadow If you were standing directly on antarcticas south pole facing north, which direction would you travel if you took one step backward?

North Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. Memories When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from wednesday as today was from wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day? Thursday Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night? Fly In a tunnel of darksness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. Bullet What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

Trouble Lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, to which the air alone gives birth. Echo Three lives have i. Gentle enough to soothe the skin. Light enough to caress the sky. Hard enough to crack rocks. Water I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. Gum What is it that no man ever yet did see, which never was, but always is to be? Tomorrow I am in the sky but also in the ground. When you study me, no matter how long, I will always end with an f.

I may be in your yard but not in your house. Leaf What I am visible to you, you cannot see me, but when I am invisible, you long to see me. I am plenty with someone patient, but all the more scarce with a hasty one. I am greater than all, but still in the control of those who value my existence. Time I cover what's real; hide what is true, but sometimes bring out the courage in you. Makeup Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. Time What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? Charcoal Though liquid in nature, don't push me too far for then I will break, and the damage may scar.

Everest Was discovered as the highest mountain in the world, which mountain was the highest? Mt Everest Cute hares that hop and deliver eggs at Easter are called by this nickname. Bunny This monkey food makes people slip and fall in cartoons. Bananas Owned by Old McDonald. Farm Poorly behaved children often find themselves sitting in these.

Corners It keeps things green and keeps the kids occupied in the summertime. Sprinkler If a dog were filling out a resume, he might list his mastery of this game under "skills. Lullaby He crushed on Wendy Darling. PeterPan This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation. Chicken A twiggy home. Nest Very helpful if you intend to go gently down a stream. Rowboat A storage facility for criminals and fire-breathing reptiles. Dungeon Casper was a friendly one and Demi Moore made a clay pot with one.

Ghost Santa's abdomen shakes like a bowl full of this. Jelly You can do this with your friends. You can do this with your nose. But don't do it with your friend's nose! Pick Where everyone wants to run home and stealing is encouraged. Baseball Brings you May flowers. Showers Special abilities and brightly colored underwear are all you need to be one of these. Superhero Consuming food would be pretty tough without these chompers. Teeth Often sold by child entrepreneurs in the summer. Lemonade A shower that lights up the sky. Meteor The itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot variety is quite popular.

Bikini Surname of the pilot of the Millennium Falcon. Solo Where jewelry pierces your head. Lobe If you blow past your destination, you'll have to throw your car into this. Reverse These animals hang out in the mist. Gorilla Rueben and Monte Cristo are two delicious varieties of this. Sandwich Air that is expelled orally. Burp Describes a toilet cleaner as well as one of Santa's reindeer. Comet Two year-old children who throw tantrums get this nickname. So did the tsar "Ivan. Waddle The state of holding a person in your person.

Pregnant This is needed both for courage and hardcover books. Spine Between daylight and darkness when sparkling blood suckers like to come out. Twilight Responsible for the toupee industry. BaldSpot Longer than a decade and shorter than a millennium. Century Fuels backyard get-togethers. Charcoal Only you can prevent forest fires. Smokey A defendant will go free if a reasonable amount of this exists. Doubt Godzilla calls this place home. Japan This would be a good place to find Can-Can girls and drunk Cowboys. Saloon Santa's reindeer make this noise. Jingle He prefers to travel on vines and pal around with gorillas.

Tarzan This company makes billions of dollars selling Windows. Microsoft A caribbean shape that makes ships disappear. Triangle Known for their natural tuxedos and marching. Penguins Before Google, we actually had to physically look things up in this building full of knowledge. Library They transfer oxygen from the atmosphere into blood.

Lungs Dark, feathery, and popular in Baltimore. Ravens Use this machine if you really want to see inside somone. Xray A morbidly-named body of water. DeadSea Angels and pilots earn these. Wing Boxes marked as this should not be abused. Fragile By Thursday you're over this. Hump One of the few activities that involves bowling pins flying through the air. Juggling Flavors your food and divides the year up. Season A candy whose name is reminiscent of a small laugh. Snickers This creature travels in a gaggle. Pancakes Can be heard in a court or used to carry briefs.

Case Better touch this before proceeding to second, or you're out. FirstBase Dorothy had a severe disagreement with a woman of this magical persuasion. Witch A goofy creature that produces fine wool and like to spit at you.



Llama A tasty reward given to well behaved dogs and kids. Treat Nature's way of applauding a lightning strike. Hook There are four of these, but everyone's favorite seems to be spades. Ace Where it is encouraged to slam into other vehicles. BumperCars Rabbits do this to carrots and Jason Mraz does this to ears. Nibble Has a strong attraction to belly buttons.

Lint They make a living harassing wealthy, beautiful people. Paparazzi Ernie wouldn't get clean without singing with this little guy. RubberDuck These minerals are vital to your health. Vitamin What you make after you've weighed your options. Decision They put the heat in Pop Tarts. Toaster These help engines spin and trousers stay up.

Belt Treats said to be based on a shepherd's staff. CandyCane Greedy grumpy holiday hater. Scrooge Commits friendly home invasions one night a year. SantaClaus When it's dirty this should never be aired in public. Laundry Everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions. None of them work. Hiccup According to the ads, this is the favorite beverage of friendly polar bears. Coke Each of these ends in a kettle full of precious metal and the double variety is quite awesome.

Rainbow A sport with love and service played by singles and pairs. Tennis These begin your sentences and are home to your leaders. Capital Has 4 lucky leaves. Shamrock A beverage named after a stick. Also combats the stains of another beverage. ClubSoda Flavors range from strawberry to toe.

Jam Use this if leaping off a bridge for fun. Bungee Before crust hardens. Dough Raise your right appendage high above your head. Turn your head to the right and you will smell this. Armpit Teenage girls are pros at causing this. Drama It has a face and two hands but no arms or legs. Clock One of the best things you can hope for after whacking a ball with a stick. Homerun Water dwelling mammal known for its work ethic. Beaver A beautiful succession of sounds. Music Mary's child slept in one of these. Manger It takes two people to do this.

Tango For this gourmet style of meal you'll need a pot and some pointy sticks. Fondue You're having a bad day if 12 peers deem you to be this. Guilty A small paradise surrounded by dry heat. Oasis If you're worried that grandpa will bite, just remove these. Dentures Mad bats and dogs carry this. Rabies Sounds like he works on public transportation but he really works in a restaurant. BusBoy Retired people want these to be large and birds want them to hatch.

NestEggs Mobsters judge the quality of a vehicle by the size of this. Trunk The Titanic is still chilling here. Atlantic This patch of land stands alone. Island Securing your documents is easy with these trusty metal objects. Staples Found at the back of a book or in an abdomen. Vacuum A gentleman whose offspring have successfully produced offspring of their own. Grandpa Where food goes to get nuked.

Microwave If you're on a diet, smelling a fresh pan of brownies could be described as this.

Belch You'll see savory dishes in Hong Kong sizzling in these. Wok Aquatic creature whose name is rather "tight. Hoof Kids love this bouncy, sugary, treat. It's like colorful rubber that you can eat. Jello He has a genie to thank for the fact that he married a princess. Aladdin A piece of paper that determines the academic fate of kids everywhere. ReportCard The artistic vandal's best friend. SprayPaint Thousands of these come together to make a digital image. Pixel What you do to determine the length of something. Measure If you are unsure how to use one then just ask a flight attendant.

SeatBelt This man has an obsession with spinach. Popeye Low on cash? Pick out items from this rack. Clearance This falls from the mouths of babies and Homer Simpson when he sees doughnuts. Drool These are great fun until you realize you don't have all the pieces. Puzzle Helps carry your books to school.

BackPack The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine. CopyCat When put in a pot of boiling water, they scream. Lobster Could be described as the cranium's version of snow. Dandruff Cute, cuddly canine children. Puppy Ladies used to party with this kitchen device. Tupperware Scottish knee-length formal wear for men.

Kilt What scientists might call your pooch. Canine The line in your hair. Part High fat reward for making it through another solar cycle. Cake A delicious way of presenting numbers. PieChart These make grown men dance in end zones.

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Touchdown The ninja turtles call this place home, as do mythical alligators. Sewer A spent round or a slimy critter. Slug Between you and the net stands this vigilant protector of the scoreboard. Goalie Directions from outer space. GPS The line a runner strives to reach. Finish Warns of deflating tires and serpents. Hiss You are owed one of these when someone wrongs you.

Apology The King of Pop's stellar dance move. Moonwalk A first job for many kids, this could be described as "Media Distribution Management. Adios Standard issue tool for Fairy Godmothers and wizards. Magicwand A performer counts on these folks for applause. Audience What Botox will do to your expression. Paralyze Indiana Jones likes to crack this.

Whip Both a currency and an antlered male. Buck Where you deposit the red stuff from your veins. BloodBank Timid or weak people are said to not have these. Backbone A toothy nocternal immortal. Vampire I can't believe it's not! Pinch A prehistoric reptile that lives today and the inspiration for the name of a popular sports drink. Gator Little piggies you look down at every day. Web They don't forget. Elephant Hearing something unexpected or touching a live wire can have this effect. Shocking Can be found in the drink aisle or on a body-builder's torso.

SixPack An appropriately loud response to fear, excitement, or your team scoring. Yell Perhaps the most important adjective for ballerinas and princesses. Graceful Rotten trees and Jack-O-Lanterns have this characteristic in common. Delete Hold these between your knees if you want to set a Cuban beat. Bongos Petting a feline often evokes this response. Purr When everyone stares at clocks and then starts smooching. NewYears To moisten your peepers you must do this.

Blink The celebrities of high school were part of this crowd. Popular Without this, H2o would just be 2o.

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Hydrogen Thanks for such treasures as Mariachis, enchiladas and habanero! Mexico A popular afterlife destination to send people, when you're mad at them. Hell A toy that requires some string and a breezy day. Kite The one fashion accessory farmers and hipsters can agree upon. Suspenders A section of the calendar dedicated to mother nature. EarthDay The main difference between us and zombies. Life Causes bad breath and frightens blood-suckers. Garlic Drop this to stop a boat. Anchor An office supply that's shaped like a trombone.

Paperclip They cut doors in half and wear wooden shoes. Dutch Proof you've done your time in school Diploma The athletically challenged spend a good deal of time on this seat made of pine.

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Bench A certain wizard resided in a city made from this gemstone. Emerald Millions of these are crushed every morning to help people wake up. CoffeeBean Rueben and Monte Cristo are two delicious varieties of this. Sandwich Famous for cheese, wine and saying 'ooo la la' French Aliens in Toy Story call this their leader. Claw Daily ritual of scraping a metal tool on the body.

Shave Come November 1st, many of these will be found smashed on sidewalks. Pirate You'll have to consult an optometrist if you want to improve this. Sight One who has offended the government and has been detained by it. Prisoner Probably the most famous dinner-party in history.

LastSupper Rappers and Mr. T wear these in abundance. GoldChain Fighting technique taken from rams. HeadButt This royal young lady had several short men following her and helping her in the forest. SnowWhite One might hang a locket from this. FruitSalad Makeup for your digits. NailPolish You might accuse someone living with a stolen identity of being this.

Imposter Royalty whose bugers are broiled and whose bed is large. King Goth guys and women enhance their visual organs with this item. EyeLiner There is a television show dedicated to busting these tales of yore. Myth Doing this on your Visa could result in being in debt for a long time. MaxOut A desire to consume. Hunger Grandmothers like to pinch these. Cheeks If it weren't for these, no one would be aware of Idaho's existence. Potato Sauerkraut owes its existence to this head. Cabbage A mini solar powered computer designed to help you pass Algebra.

Calculator A stellar five-limbed sea creature. Starfish A DJ does this to records. I do it to mosquito bites. Scratch Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce and cheese in a sesame seed bun. BigMac It's anything but amusing when this body part gets hit. FunnyBone The way a kicker scores 3 points. Buttercup Something you do with guests at a fancy party hoping to get a leg-up in your career. Schmooze Beautiful girls strut and sexy men 'do their little turn' on this. CatWalk Lunch money thief and distributor of wedgies.

Bully If someone calls you this, it might be time to consider hot wax. Hairy Some people count these. Some just consume them. Calories Found new creative way to get people to stuff themselves with Doritos. TacoBell Hurts when it breaks and if it stops, you are dead. Heart A storm in your cranium. Headache Men cut this by attaching a razor to a broom handle or just have their wives do it. BackHair Sometimes called chips and served with fish. FrenchFry You do this when you say goodbye to a sweetheart.

Kiss A surly green puppet calls this filthy place his home. TrashCan A desert oasis where money magically disappears from your pocket. LasVegas These are the bumpy parts of your digits. Knuckle If someone offers you one of these, they had a successful fishing trip or their band just broke up.

Bass The cozy place Dracula rests. Honorable The go-to weapon for science fiction heroes. Laser People chop this off for a good cause. Hair The Black Pearl was this type of criminal seafaring vessel. PirateShip A salutation from the islands. Aloha Fred and Wilma's child, named after a stone. Pebbles It is edible, a color and is best in summer.

Peach Slang for the male half in a marriage. Hubby Causes the involuntary transportation of your vehicle. Blackbird Devils, unicorns and goats all share this feature. Horn Handy when you need to measure something or run a kingdom. Ruler They eat homes from the inside out. Termite Temporary shiny food covering. Aluminum If you rub this there is a possibility of a magical fat man coming out. Lamp They say each one is totally unique. Snowflake The epic tale of two women battling over a sparkly pair of shoes.

WizardOfOz Brings the sky a lot closer. Telescope If you suffer from this, you might wear a wig. Baldness If you're stealing honey, be prepared to receive vengeance in this form. Sting Brings celebrities into your home every night. Television They're swimmers now, but later will make excellent hoppers. Tadpole Looks like a hippo crossed with a unicorn. Rhino A single seater best accompanied by circus music and great balance. Unicycle A standard dimension for sandwiches and rulers.

Footlong A path of cow juice spread across the sky. MilkyWay The electronic version of junk mail or salty meat in a can. Spam The time in your life when you simultaneously know everything and nothing. Teenager Humans have two that shrink in the light and expand in the dark. Pupil When kings, queens knights and bishops go to war. SchoolBus In addition to the dental benefits, having one of these hanging out of your mouth will make you look like a wiseguy.

Toothpick Someone who is enthusiastic about tending the garden is said to have this appendage. GreenThumb Has 88 keys, but not one of them will open a door. Piano A plant named after a light source. Sunflower Used to yell in a text. Caps According to Hollywood, the men of this ancient city wore leather speedos and waxed their chests. Sparta The edge of earth and bread. Crust If you spot one of these eastern warriors, they're not doing their job right.

Ninja Hot tempered and sometimes it blows its top, making a mess of everything. Volcano Can describe a distress signal or flashy accessories. Flare Material for making balls and men that only shows up at certain times of the year. Snow Possibly the only plumber ever to rescue a princess. Mario Cause deflation of tires when dropped from the rear of spy cars. Spikes A life or death skill for gunifghters. QuickDraw Don't forget to do this before blowing out the candles. Wish These women make princesses scrub floors and sometimes try to poison them with apples.

StepMother Causes dancing in children when it fills up. Bladder This type of cuisine is independent of utensils and usually tastes better than it sounds. Friday Describes universities like Harvard and can be poisonous. Ivy If you are a man then your best friend will eat this for dinner. DogFood Without coolant, you'll have some trouble with this. Radiator Disgusting creatures that would survive a nuclear strike.

Roach Slithery critters with a taste for dirt. Earthworm Out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name. Uranus A favored material among biker gangs and superheroes. Leather You speak this when you are being sincere. Truth A disposable item to keep your waste organized.

Trashbag These people cannot be choosers. Beggars A blind superhero and Evel Knievel's profession. Daredevil Bumpy form of transportation in desert cultures. Camel If you agree give me one of these! Amen When I type I tap these on the keys. Guitarist Thinkers hold this body part. Chin An ancient suit that is not worn with a tie. Armor Good for telling the future or racking up in a game. EightBall Dragons are known to do this to their gold.

Dew People like this usually live in rural areas, unless they strike oil and move to Beverly Hills. HillBilly Cockroaches and illegal drug labs are afraid of this. Raid Makes dough grow. Yeast Sore losers are often called the sour variety of this fruit. Grape Sometimes known to have silver linings. Cloud The original 49ers and opportunistic women share this nickname. GoldDigger A gruesome betrayal. BackStab A hammer that brings a room to order. Gavel When a doctor hits you with a hammer he is testing this.

Reflex The point of a Dear John Letter. BreakUp Men in skirts blow into these. BagPipes Doing something of this nature is likely to land you in court. Illegal An animal who gives away money and says moo. CashCow Not the skinniest of felines. FatCat Term for male grooming. Manscape What you become during a workout. Sweaty His big belly supposedly has the ability to dispense good fortune.

Buddha If you're hunting a werewolf, be sure to have these expensive bullets. Silver A weighty currency. Pound A person who has powers to save the day. Superman A natural tattoo on babies.

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BirthMark A cat-like nickname for those of the left handed persuasion. SouthPaw These are great, floaty fun until they explode and give you a little scare. Balloon They come in a tin can and are known to cure halitosis. Altoids The lunch destination of choice for teenagers and hospital employees. Cafeteria Makes wooden boys noses grow.

Fib A mechanism to discover who is following you. RearView Wearing one of these warm garments around might get you doused in red paint. FurCoat Found at the end of rainbows. Pots Children keep their assets in this. PiggyBank Environmentalists want to keep this from drying. Wetland Sends paper without using the post office.

Fax Every team needs one of these before hitting the field. PepTalk Something you carry while singing. Tune Reserved for royalty and damaged teeth. Crown The preferred color of carpet in this town is red. Hollywood This is the tallest peak in the happiest place on earth. Giant She is covered in dust and always jealous. Tinkerbell Possibly the word most commonly said before taking a sip. Cheers The father of Mickey Mouse. WaltDisney Your stomach's way of letting you know you've neglected it.

Grumble Those who stand vigil by the shore. CoastGuard The enemy of the lactose intolerant. Dairy When someone uses this acronym, you know you've got to pick up the pace. Juicy Found under bridges and on the Internet. Mullet Can be used onstage or to express admiration. Props They produce pies and burgers and are great for tipping. Cows The offspring of a circle and a rectangle. Oval A stylish winter top that covers your larynx. Horseplay Serves as a go between in business. MiddleMan A setting that proved to be deadly for Abraham Lincoln. Theater A crafty use of long pieces of wool to make a scarf.

Knit A great mystery that the bold have been known to journey into. Unknown A bird that is too large to fly.