Fifty Shavings of Grey
Never ask your barber for a celebrity haircut. I am rather surprised at myself, as I had never thought of myself as a particularly vain person. But the thought of being grey fills me with horror. Whenever I mention it, she leaps to reassure me that my grey hair makes me look distinguished. I tell her that it might look distinguished on George Clooney but, as we all know, I'm not George Clooney. Plus, distinguished is so last century. I am not tempted to dye my hair because I want to look young.
I'm doing it I think for the same reasons that women dye their hair - because I am not yet ready to give up. But whenever I mention to any of my male friends that I am thinking of reaching for the bottle, they are truly aghast. I think the widespread aversion to men dying their hair is a byproduct of the amateurish way we have been going about the process for so many decades.
Men have been conditioned for so long into believing that dying their hair is something they should be ashamed of, that they tend to sneak about in the pharmacy, buying Grecian and Just for Men without any real idea of what they should be doing, and then applying it on their own in the shower, with rubber gloves, by stealth.
Men: should you dye your grey hair?
My wife says that you can always spot a man with dyed hair, but I beg to differ. You can spot a man with badly dyed hair, of course. I intend going about the process the same way any sensible woman who wants her hair coloured does: Accessibility links Skip to article Skip to navigation. Monday 17 December When a man starts to go grey, should he be embarrassed by the idea of reaching for the hair dye? The results are predictably awful. Next time on Fifty Shades Darker: I collect elaborate false eyelashes, panda gifs, and passport stamps.
I spend too much time on YouTube. I'm a something south Floridan who loves the beach but cannot swim. Such is my life, full of small contradictions and little trivialities. My main life goals are never to take life too seriously, but to do everything I attempt seriously well. After that, my life goals devolve into things like not wearing pants and eating all of the Zebra Cakes in the world. Then again, a real Dom establishes consent from the beginning.
These two are too stupid to do kink responsibly. Not only jewellery, but his mad lover-lover skillz and he smells good too, so Ana has to totally forgive him! I feel like the him feeling bad thing is a twilight reference also, because Eddie felt bad about Bella. This fails at being a fanfiction even. Given that the complete works, all in one volume, would be better than four inches thick and she could use it to kill someone with… unless it was a tablet.
Except that there is zero chance that Ana, who did not have an email address as a college senior in , has ever heard of a tablet.
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Ah, I see someone has forgotten the iPad she got! Did you not enjoy the detailed description of all the apps Christian had put on it? The real problem with these books is that I despise Ana enough to kinda wish that is exactly what happened. Maybe she just bruises easily?
But if that is the case how has she managed to escape stronger situations fairly unmarked. Maybe she has early stage leukemia. It would also explain a LOT of things with this book.
I actually mark very easily and am always coming up with bruises I have no idea where I got due to low iron. Further proof James has never in fact had sex or interactions with actual humans. This, however, marks a new violent and abusive low for me. It is the absolute equivalent to pissing all over someone like they were a fire hydrant. This is so wrong, and so oppressive on SO many levels it makes my head explode. It saddens me that this is a relationship model that appeals to so many women around the world. I was kind of disappointed. I had expected so much more.
From him choosing what and when she eats, where she goes, what she wears, her job, to even when she pees! But then in this chapter Ana is what???? Surprised that he marked up her body to further solidify his possession of her? At least you ladies made this re-cap interesting with the shout-out gifs to Girls. Gotta love that show! And true, the first book made such a big deal about Christian only doing stuff when Ana agreed to it. But now the message seems to be that once you put a ring on it you can do whatever the fuck you want.
OMG you used a Shoshana gif. I am so so so happy about that because she is my absolute favorite. I would just like to add that when asked about the face she was making at the mention of Gia the architect, we get this from Ana: My dislike is irrational. Or more accurately, just wait until EL James runs out of other authors, Disney, and Twilight to steal ideas from and all will be right in your self-involved, tiny world of Ana and Christian.
Second, these books make me roll my eyes.
Inner Goddess apparently spends a lot of time not paying attention. So they seem a little childish to me, especially if they are in a public-viewing area such as the neck. But given the domestic abuse and pedophilic references in these books, the plethora of hickies fits right in. Fifty Shades Freed Chapter 04 — Oppression. As much as I loathe coming to the defense of Soulless Husk Grey , in my experience with hickeys, not many people feel them in the act. I love comments on old posts, in general, because it bums me out to think that once the immediacy has passed, the stuff we worked hard on just disappears.
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I love belated Fifty Shades comments most of all, though, because it was always the most entertaining to discuss. Did CG wait until she was asleep before inflicting the bruises? You are helping me deal with the actual trauma of my own sister adopted surely? The film was terrible. It makes the trauma we endured pretty worth it.
My whole theater was laughing. It was comforting to hear everyone else in the theater joining in. Ew ew, creepy, ew, squick, excuse me, I gotta shower.
Also, him shaving her? When Ana is watching Grey shave, she says something about mimicking this facial movements. Something like pulling her top lip down as he does and such? Weird how little things like that bring out all the I-want-to-punch-her-stupid-face rage when reading these so-called books. Untitled Random Rambling Vlog Series. About Contact Patreon Privacy Policy.
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