Memo to Hell

And need I remind you, nutritional supplements are food—and do not require FDA approval. And most of these are new infections. Even in famine ravaged countries, the notion of eating to keep healthy is still in vogue. Every empty trading post and out-of-reach market stall painted with the ironic legend: Just like a milkshake, without all that fattening milk. Focus on an MTV-style quick-cut montage with a ridiculously pompous apparatchik shoving his microphone into the face of some zero-affect Ukrainian junkie teenager.

Nice tight close-up on his puffy, sweaty face.

After a day on the down-low, nothing covers your tracks like Cum-B-Gone, the odor-removing gum with the scent of Swisher Sweets and Malt The more you chew, the less they know. Use that dot-com ambition and amoral energy MeFirstCo hired you for. Work your little tushies off, and everyone gets free stock options in one of my favorite new ventures: You have been inactive for 60 minutes and will be logged out in.

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Jul 02, Giovanni Russano rated it it was amazing. After a long and drunken night in the New York City, I found a copy of this short story on a subway bench. I took it home with me because I knew I was out of toilet paper and wouldn't be able to pick any up any time soon. My panhandling skills are not what they used to be. Anywho, after tucking myself in bed for the evening in my palatial cardboard estate, the bubbles started in my belly As I sat on the bucket beside my home, I found myself sucked into the vortex After a long and drunken night in the New York City, I found a copy of this short story on a subway bench.

As I sat on the bucket beside my home, I found myself sucked into the vortex of Timothy Hurley and his unusual wit.

At first I was like, WTF yo! This dude is crazy with his cookie monster crap If I had to put this story in a box, I would let it sit somewhere in between George Carlin and the special kids class, It's OK, I was in that class so I can say that, which would most likely find him seated right next to Lewis Black. A few seats to the right and you'll find Hollywood's darling, Gilbert Gottfried.

I'll be reading more of Mr. Hurley's work in the future as he inspires the madcap and off-the-wall irreverence we all need from time to time.

I wrote this review with one hand Apr 17, J. Pierce rated it it was amazing. I saw this short story on Hurley's page and at 2, words I thought. What the heck, it's free and I've got 5 minutes. Besides, I see in his bio, this guy is a retired sawbones so I'll enjoy putting him on the operating table. There's no way this story will be any good and I'll get to justifiably rip him a new one. Wow, was I surprised! This guy can write and entertain at the same time. A lost art these days, even by best sellers and he's not afraid to offend. A refreshing touch in these 'Let's I saw this short story on Hurley's page and at 2, words I thought.