Silly Papa

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Please try again later. Stroll down memory lane with a guy who tells a good story, who will stir your own memories of grandparents, colleagues, golf buddies, and small children. Well-traveled, well-educated, and blessed with a spectacular memory for every incident that ever happened to him that is worth sharing, Al Pennington's adventures merit a read and will evoke many chuckles and maybe even a tear or two. You may realize that what you deemed your rather ordinary life turns out to be the stuff of which good tales are woven, just as Pennington did!

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Amazon Drive Cloud storage from Amazon. The stick won't spank the dog. Put out that fire. The fire won't burn the stick. She said, "Cow, COW! The water won't put out the fire. She didn't even ask - took some hay - gave it to the cow. When the cow was finished, it was thristy and went to drink the water. That's the story of The Old Woman and the Pig. I hope you enjoyed it. A teeny tiny time ago, there lived a teeny tiny woman, in a teeny tiny house, on a teeny tiny hill.

One teeny tiny day, the teeny tiny woman took a teeny tiny walk down the teeny tiny hill, down the teeny tiny road, till she came to a teeny tiny wall. In the teeny tiny wall, there was a teeny tiny gate. Through the teeny tiny gate, the teeny tiny woman went a teeny tiny way. Found herself in a teeny tiny graveyard. In the teeny tiny graveyard, he teeny tiny woman found a teeny tiny gravestone. At the teeny tiny foot of the teeny tiny grave stone, the teeny tiny woman found a teeny tiny bone.

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Picked it up in her teeny tiny bone hand and in her teeny tiny voice the teeny tiny woman said, "This teeny tiny bone will make teeny tiny me, a teeny tiny soup for my teeny tiny supper. The teeny tiny woman put the teeny tiny bone in her teeny tiny pocket.

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Took a teeny tiny turn around, went a teeny tiny way, through the teeny tiny graveyard, through the teeny tiny gate, up the teeny tiny road, up the teeny tiny hill, to the teeny tiny house. In the teeny tiny door, up the teeny tiny stairs, to her teeny tiny bedroom. The teeny tiny woman took the teeny tiny bone from her teeny tiny pocket, put it in her teeny tiny cupboard, climbed in her teeny tiny bed and took a teeny tiny nap.

But a teeny tiny while later, the teeny tiny woman heard a teeny tiny Voice in the teeny tiny cupboard and it said, "Give me my bone. The teeny tiny woman was a teeny tiny bit afraid, so she pulled her teeny tiny covers a teeny tiny bit tight to her teeny tiny nose and went back to her teeny tiny nap. But a teeny tiny while later, the teeny tiny woman heard the same teeny tiny voice coming from the teeny tiny cupboard, only this time it was a teeny tiny bit louder and it said, "Give Me My Bone.

The teeny tiny woman was a teeny tiny bit more afraid, so she pulled her teeny tiny covers a teeny tiny bit tighter, right around her teeny tiny head and went back to her teeny tiny nap. The teeny tiny woman never heard the teeny tiny voice in her teeny tiny cupboard again, but she also never got her teeny tiny bone for her teeny tiny soup, for her teeny tiny supper. Once upon a time, a long time ago, there lived a young woman who wanted a job.

Now in those days, in that place, if you wanted a job you went to the fair, sat in the job tent, and waited. So she went to the fair, sat in the tent, and she waited, and she waited, and she waited. But did she get a job? No, she did not. So she had to go home. The next day, she went to the fair, sat in the tent, and she waited, and she waited, and she waited.

If she didn't, there wouldn't be a story. A strange man came up to her and said, "Do you have a good memory? He took her to his house. Wanted a live-in maid. He said, "I have my own name for things. If you want to work for me, you have to remember them. For example, What would you call me? She said, "Master, sir. What ever you please, sir. She said, "Yes, sir. If you wish, sir. Anything you please, sir.

Then he pointed to his pants, "These things I wear, these things I wear, what would you call these things I wear? She said, "Pants, sir. Then he pointed into his bedroom at the thing he slept on, "That thing in there, that thing in there, what would you call that thing in there? She said, "A bed, sir.

Or a bunk, sir. Then he pointed over at the fireplace, at the small furry creature purring, "That thing over there, that thing over there, what would you call that thing over there?

She said, "A cat, sir. Or a kitten, sir. Then he pointed into the fireplace, at the flickering red, yellow, blue She said, "Fire, sir. Then he went over to the sink, filled a glass. She said, "Water, sir. Then he said, "This place we're in, this place we're in, what would you call this place we're in? She said, "A house, sir. But in the middle of the night, the woman came running and shook her master awake.

Once upon a time, a long long time ago, far far away, there lived a boy named Nic. Nic lived with his grandfather in a quiet cottage. But Nic never did what he was told. When his grandfather called him in to eat, he'd say, "No Way!