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If I Die, Please Bring Cheesecake To My Funeral

If you are a seller for this product, would you like to suggest updates through seller support? In an effort to get in shape and rid herself of the insidious muffin top, Donloree puts down the cheesecake and picks up a gym membership. Join in the crazy misadventures as she fights the battle of the bulge and barely lives to tell about it.

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There was a problem filtering reviews right now. Please try again later. But, what we really want isn't always how it should be Through her short stories, you'll be laughing and relating to the struggles, triumphs, embarrassing stories or those "Really, that actually happened?!?! A simple read, yet refreshing take on life. You'll be smiling your whole way through, shaking your head and acknowledging the same or similar experiences in your own life. Most importantly, take Donloree's approach to life. Try, but don't try too hard.

Focus on the fun parts of life.

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Celebrate your little victories, and don't take life too seriously. One person found this helpful. Right off the bat this book, "If I die, Please Bring Cheesecake to my Funeral" had me cracking up with heartfelt laughter. Donloree definitely has a knack for writing about her fitness 'misadventures' in a delightful way. And I love how was able to relate to some of those stories. Great woman to woman bonding. Page after page, I was laughing from my soul. Something I haven't done for a long time.

Donloree, thank you for sharing your ridiculous and crazy adventures and unique approach to life with us.

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It seemed my latest ridiculous adventure became the entertainment for the night. I realized people liked hearing about my misadventures and crazy antics.


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I love the skiing adventure. I seriously thought I was going to die that day. All I wanted to do was have a happy winter sporting experience with my very athletic husband. It was anything but a happy day for us in couple land. I think some people will never recover from the screaming and sobbing that they witnessed. The day after was glorious relief as I waved to my husband from the chalet while sipping my third latte of the day.

Have you experienced any recent misadventures in fitness that you can share with us?


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